| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 6743 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 419 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3454 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5169 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 1609 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 604 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4518 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 4029 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3877 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3852 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 8897 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 3505 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 8 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8194 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 2843 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 71 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1618 | Mines Excavated: | 4810 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 5568 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 182 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9031 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
