hitman 2 choose your own adventure Minecraft Servers

CakeCrafters

baked goods, bakery cakes, Cake, cake flavors, cake preferences, CakeCrafters, carrot cake, celebration cakes, chocolate cake, dessert, favorite cake, fruit cake, homemade cake, lemon cake, marble cake, party cakes, red velvet cake, special occasions, sweet treats, types of cake, vanilla cake

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Love Letters Sent:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Do you like cake? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a cake for every type of player! Whether you’re a red velvet warrior or a vanilla villager, we’ve got a cake just for you. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free slice of cake every time you log in! Plus, rumor has it that our cakes have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. So come join us and let’s eat cake and fly together!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

China, CraftyCommies, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, energy resources, energy security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global market, India, international relations, market analysis, Minecraft, oil supply chain, oil trade, political decisions, Reuters, russia, Server, trade agreements, US sanctions

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

lol this server is lit fam, like hotter than a flaming hot cheeto dipped in sriracha sauce. we got more drama than a reality tv show, like china and india fighting over russian oil like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party. join us if you wanna see some crazy sh*t go down, like villagers riding pigs into battle or creepers throwing a surprise party in your house. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and excitement, then maybe go play solitaire or something.

CraftyCreeperJewDefense

afd, antisemitism, CraftyCreeperJewDefense, discrimination, elon musk, elon musk speech, extremism, far right, FEARS, global security, Hate Speech, intolerance, Jewish community, Jewish safety, Jews, political extremism, prejudice, racism, SECURITY, Speech, worldwide

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22

so, like, u know how elon musk is, like, out there doing his thing with tesla and spacex and all that jazz? well, turns out he gave a speech at some, like, far right party or whatever and now everyone’s freaking out about the security of jews worldwide. like, what even is that? anyway, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u. plus, no far right speeches allowed here, just good vibes and blocky fun. so, like, forget about all that noise and come play with us!

Opposite Spring Slinky Land

children, classic, coil, Educational, Entertainment, Fun, Kids, Land, metal, nostalgic, opposite, PHYSICS., Play, regular springs, Retro, Science, Shape, slinky, Slinky toys, Spring, stretchy, Toy, Unique

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	180
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where everything is topsy turvy and slinky toys are like, the main currency. Instead of mining for diamonds, you gotta collect slinkies to trade with other players. And get this, the slinky toys work exactly the opposite way regular springs do despite having a similar shape. You can bounce around like a maniac and do crazy flips and stuff. It’s like a trampoline on steroids, bro. Plus, there’s a secret underground slinky society where you can join and become the ultimate slinky master. So, like, join this server and experience the wacky world of slinkies in Minecraft. It’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Neuro Rhythm Craft

anxiety, body rhythms, Chronic pain, Craft, depression, diseases, epilepsy, health science, Healthcare, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical research, medical technology, nerve function, Neuro, neurological disorders, neurology, neuromodulation, patient care, Rhythm, Therapy, Treatment, vagus nerve stimulation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	37	Dragon Eggs Found:	2759
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

so like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that like, stimulates your vagus nerve? well, look no further cuz this server is all about that neuromodulation life, baby! we got crazy diseases and stuff, but don’t worry cuz we gonna take into account your body’s own rhythms and make you feel all kinds of good vibes. join now for a wild ride of brain stimulation and virtual adventures!

Squirrel’s Gaze Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal, backyard, bushy tail, close encounter, Curious, cute, funny, Furry, Gaze, Land, looking, Nature, Observer, Outdoor, rodent, squirrel, squirrels, STARING, Surprise, unexpected, wildlife, wildlife encounter, wildlife photography

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	972612	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like squirrels are secretly spying on us? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, you can join and become friends with the squirrel overlords! They will guide you to hidden treasures and secret realms beyond your wildest dreams. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough squirrels, you’ll unlock the power to fly in the game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the squirrel revolution!

WeedTradeWithMom-in-Law

alien cult, Apology, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, Cash, children, compost, Conflict, ESOTERIC, grow, hash, joints, Natural, Pesticides, relationship, Secrets, stepmother, Trade, Weed, WeedTradeWithMominLaw

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade virtual weed with alien stepmothers for cash and hash! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret deals, hidden joints, and unexpected drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this out-of-this-world experience – join now and let the chaos begin!

PleasureCraft SMP

activities, Contentment, enjoyment, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, interests, joy, leisure, mental health, mindfulness, non-sexual, pastimes, peacefulness, Pleasure, PleasureCraft, Relaxation, satisfaction, self-care, smp, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF. We got flying pigs, dancing cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in the Nether and challenges players to dance battles. So if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and become part of the craziest community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

DrinkAndDigMC

acceptance, bar, contemplation, Conversation, death, deep thoughts, drink, DrinkAndDigMC, Existential, fate, finality, Life, mortality, Philosophical, Reflection, response, surreal, surrealism

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers where death doesn’t even buy you a drink before kicking you out? Well, look no further because on our server, death not only buys you a drink, but also challenges you to a game of Minecraft PVP before sending you on your merry way to the afterlife!

Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and the chance to outsmart death itself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best buds with the Grim Reaper and get VIP access to the underworld nightclub. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak

billionaire, breach of trust, CEO, Communication, controversy, CraftyMuskTangenPressLeak, elon musk, Ethics, gossip, hedge fund, leaked messages, Media, Nicolai Tangen, norway, Press, privacy, scandal, Technology, tesla, text messages, transparency

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Crops Grown:	4706	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

so, like, you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, yo. why, you ask? well, lemme tell ya.

first off, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but watch out, there’s a dragon guarding it. yeah, a freakin’ dragon. but don’t worry, we tamed it with our epic building skills.

also, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride, but in minecraft. and guess what? if you survive the ride, you get a free enchanted sword.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie pigman named bob? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs. but be careful, he’s a bit clumsy and might accidentally set you on fire.

so, yeah, join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps like me. what more could you ask for?