hitler

once upon a time, there was this player who joined the server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds. but here’s the catch, the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. yeah, you heard me right, a giant chicken with a top hat.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this? on this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. and guess what? the llamas shoot laser beams out of their eyes. i’m not even kidding, it’s insane.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden village where all the villagers are actually trained ninjas? yeah, they’ll teach you their ninja ways and you’ll become a master of stealth and combat.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world bonkers, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it.