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Crafty Hitler’s Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Menorah on Hanukkah? Look no further! Our server is so modern, even antisemitism is trying to keep up with the times. Forget about Hitler, we’ve got Martin Luther and Roman emperors causing chaos in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to play, insane stories, and a community that’s as diverse as a bagel buffet. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the chosen one! -
No Subject Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there, where we don’t play around with no boring politics or historical figures. We’re all about that jungle bunny life, with Tyronessus leading the charge and repping the hood like no other. So if you’re tired of those wite niggqas taking all the black jungle bunnies with their poltacs and hitlerz, then come join us and get ready for some voodoo chiken blood caps and some serious black DIQ action. Ain’t nobody reppin like us, so leave those wite niggqas behind and come join the real party. Let’s get crazy in this Minecraft world like never before! -
BondCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about pair bonding? Look no further! Our server is like no other, where virgins can only bond once and the Jews are out to ruin it all. But fear not, because Hitler is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories and wacky adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial? Join now and see for yourself! -
GayCraft Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind Hitler’s secret love for building rainbow-colored castles and organizing fabulous fashion shows for his fellow Nazis. Explore our world where pigs fly, chickens dance, and creepers wear tutus. Build your own empire and conquer the land with your fabulous creations. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so historically inaccurate and hilariously entertaining? Join now and let’s rewrite history together! -
CraftyNazi Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and help bring Hitler back to life! Every time you mine a diamond, Hitler’s spirit grows stronger. Every time you defeat a zombie, you’re one step closer to the New Golden Age for humanity. And if you build a fortress strong enough, you may just summon Hitler himself to guide you to victory. Join us, brothers, and let’s make Minecraft great again! -
HitlerCraft: Not the Only Evil Villain
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where building epic structures is as easy as pie (not the explosive kind, don’t worry).But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, even historical figures like Hitler would want to join. Rumor has it that Hitler himself tried to log on, but got too distracted by all the amazing builds and ended up spending hours trying to perfect his pixel art swastika (we had to ban him for breaking our rules against hate symbols, sorry Hitler).
So why settle for a boring old server when you could be part of our wacky world where even the most infamous figures in history can’t resist the fun? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a good way, not like a creeper)!
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Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun! -
SerkisCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Andy Serkis playing Himmler opposite Woody Harrelson in ‘The Man With The Miraculous Hands’? Look no further! Our server is set in a 1939 alternate universe where Felix Kersten, a medical masseuse, becomes Himmler’s personal doctor and saves the day with his magical hands.Join us as we reenact this epic tale in Minecraft form! Use your medical skills as a weapon, influence decision making at the highest level, and turn Himmler against Hitler to save thousands of lives. It’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.
So come on down and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew saving lives could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join now and be a part of the craziest story ever told in the Minecraft universe!
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Hitler’s Neutrality: Better Minecraft Server
lolz u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like if hitler offered u a peace treaty but u said nah let’s fight instead! we got epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s more united than the allies in WWII. come join us and let’s make minecraft history together! #sorrynotsorry #hitlerpeace #minecraftmadness