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No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	4437	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1823
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5086	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

No more drama Minecraft server

Anons, bronies, Brony, Captcha, chuds, diapers, Discord, Drama, elite group, friend drama, gibberish, Minecraft, newfags, ponybro, retarded, Server, stupid, swag, trolling, troons, voice message

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	586618	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of getting trolled by chuds and troons in other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become part of an elite $500 brony friend group where your swag is appreciated! Voice messages are encouraged, diapers are optional. Our captcha is so ridiculous, it spits out pure gibberish just like our insane stories. Join now and show off your epic bronie skills!

The Hunted Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Deadsoka, friendship, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Hisoka Morow, Hunted, Hunter Association, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, Manga, Minecraft, Nen, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Deadsoka, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a mysterious portal in the middle of a jungle. Curiosity got the best of them and they decided to jump in, only to find themselves in a wacky world filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. It was like nothing they had ever seen before!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. If you can find your way there, you’ll be grooving with the most legendary mobs in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join Deadsoka today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

Oh No No No No No Minecraft Server

Entertainment, funny, humor, internet, long tail, long tail tag, meme, Minecraft, nononononono, oh, reaction, Server, social media, Tag, trending, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant the holder unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Llama Gang, a group of mischievous llamas who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Will you be able to tame one and ride it into the sunset?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade in rare sea treasures. Just be careful not to anger the giant squid boss who guards the entrance – he’s a real kraken when he’s hangry!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Left Wing Movie Watcher Minecraft SMP

Analysis, analysis prompt, BELIEF, BIAS, Cinema, critique, debate, discussion, film, Ideology, Interpretation, left, left wingers, Minecraft, Movie, opinion, perspective, Political, sense, smp, social commentary, Viewpoint, watch, watcher, WING

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Votes:	5967
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	126	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebels out there!

Join our wacky SMP where left wingers are banned from watching any movies, especially ones that don’t make sense. Why, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of sentient chickens who have a deep-seated hatred for anyone who dares to question their movie-watching habits.

But don’t worry, if you can prove your worth by building the most outrageous chicken coop or surviving a horde of zombie chickens, you might just earn their respect and be allowed to watch movies again. So come on, join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

/i/ thread, #champyons, #clip channels, #Creative Corner, #Kiyomi Pyon-Pyon, #RABBITY Way, Aggie, AI LoRA, Animals, animations, art, asmr collection, Aussie, autistic, channel, chuuba, community watchalongs, craft server, cytube, Danboorus, Doom 2 WAD, emergency Gosling resources, Fan Content, Kiki, Kikinese, Koikatsu Archive, last thread, merch links, Minecraft, Music, Noises Sound Effects, Notifications, PALS, PIXEL, pyon, Rabbalabs links, Related places, RPG demo, RSS feed, Server, Smol Bunny Edition, socials, stable diffusion, stream highlights, Super Champ Bros, Voicepack, worms game

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	360522

Welcome to the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Kiki, the adorable autistic Aussie chuuba who will lead you on a quest to find the rarest champyons in all of Minecraft!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, Kiki is a master builder who can create the most epic animal sanctuaries and champyon arenas you’ve ever seen. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with fluffy bunnies and magical loot waiting to be discovered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Kiki ASMR collection, where you can relax to the soothing sounds of Kiki’s voice as she guides you through a Comfy Morning alarm clock experience. And don’t forget about the Kiki Noises Sound Effects Library, perfect for adding some extra flair to your Minecraft adventures.

Oh, and did I mention the Kiki Doom 2 WAD and the Kiki RPG demo? That’s right, you can battle demons and go on epic quests with Kiki as your trusty sidekick. And if that’s not enough, there’s even a Super Champ Bros rom hack where you can play as Kiki and her champyons in a classic platformer adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Smol Bunny Edition Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it!