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Oops Minecraft SMP

snags, Troubleshooting, Minecraft, glitches, Disasters

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a hot mess of chaos and craziness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT, or getting pranked by the admin team who have a penchant for turning everything into giant pink fluffy unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cult of villagers who worship a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Rumor has it that if you bring him a sacrifice of 100 cooked chickens, he will grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to getting stuck in a block, losing all your items, or spontaneously combusting).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is that there are no rules, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Wagyu Beef Feast with German Parents in Minecraft SMP

culinary adventure, Minecraft, luxury, parents, Meal

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness German women bringing their parents to feast on wagyu beef in the virtual world! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – from diamond-hungry llamas to villagers throwing wild parties in the Nether. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Join now and be part of the madness!

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Obsessed with BBC Minecraft Server

Media, fascination, television, Server, Obsession

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old shit? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs ride on flying llamas, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for you to collect.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary BBC (Big Beautiful Castle), where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments and try to claim the title of BBC Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a horde of zombies while riding a giant chicken into battle.

So why the fuck are you guys so obsessed with BBC? Because once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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EN vtubers for this feel? Minecraft SMP

digital entertainment, Entertainment, Minecraft, internet celebrities, Content Creation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and shenanigans you could ever dream of!

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually trained circus clowns and the mobs have been replaced with dancing llamas in tutus. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains down diamonds instead of rain, and every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive EN vtubers who will be joining the server to add even more hilarity to the mix. Imagine fighting off creepers with a virtual anime girl by your side, or building a rollercoaster with a robot cat as your construction buddy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of sanity)!

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Euphoria & Kaleido Minecraft Server

Kannagi Loki, Saya Sairroxs, Maid Asmr, Runie Ruse, Gram Pico

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as lit as Phase Connect’s Third Generation? Look no further than our server, where you can experience Phase Euphoria and Phase Kaleido like never before! Join us for our 1-year anniversary celebration on December 17th, and get ready for a Christmas karaoke relay on December 21st featuring Eimi, Runie, Clara, and Memory – it’s gonna be epic!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a collab with Arcane Maid Cafe where Clara and Runie will be singing their hearts out from December 4th to January 4th. Plus, get hyped for Invaders 3, set to debut in spring 2025 – the teaser will blow your mind!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our members get exclusive perks like watching Friday the 13th (2009) with Yuu in a members-only stream, or tuning in to Runie’s watchalong of the last episodes of The Fable. Eimi hosts drawing streams, Clara plays Crash Bandicoot 4 and Path of Exile on Twitch, and Pico-chan sings her heart out while playing GTA5 – what a combo!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in the world of Phase Connect like never before. Who knows, you might even catch Hina making a surprise comeback on October 18th, only to disappear again – the drama never ends!

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Fast Technology Minecraft SMP

tech development, new releases, 50 series, smp, Fast

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of zoomers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we still think the wheel is the greatest invention of all time! Our server is so outdated, we’re still using stone tools and riding around on dinosaurs. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about your computer not being able to handle the latest updates because we’re still stuck in the Stone Age. So come join us and experience the thrill of watching paint dry while everyone else is out there playing on their fancy 60 series servers. Who needs technology when you have rocks and sticks, am I right?

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💫 PULSAR – Private server Minecraft server

Events, Achievements, Datapacks, private server, Community

• Free passage

• Interesting and varied events every week

• Datapacks that complement the game

• Complicated battle with the edge dragon

• More than a thousand new achievements

• Daily rewards and challenges

• Voice chat

• Online world map

And that’s not all, join us and see everything with your own eyes!

☄️ VK – https://vk.com/pulsar_mc

☄️ TG – https://t.me/pulsar_mc

☄️ DS – https://discord.gg/Mkzcvt3

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Dustborn’s Epic Minecraft Server

winning, post-apocalyptic, ONLINE, indie game, the engoodening

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of losing in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, fear not, because the Dustborn bros are here to save the day! Our server is the place to be if you want to start winning and dominating the game like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret potion that gives you superhuman abilities in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy. Want to summon a dragon to do your bidding? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our latest 1.1 content patch is out and it’s filled with even more epic features. We’ve added a new dimension where you can battle giant robots and ride unicorns into battle. We’ve also introduced a new currency system where you can buy diamond armor with just a snap of your fingers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legendary Dustborn bros. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/721180/view/600764624349954754?l=english

See you on the battlefield, my fellow gamers! Let’s show the world what we’re made of!

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ThisIsNotACult Minecraft SMP

Explanation, question.., Message, puzzlement, Curiosity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers), and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of, well, you know. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Unicorns, where rainbows are made of cheese and the grass sings Justin Bieber songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a sword or two).

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Evil Communists Minecraft Server

evil communists, socialism, Leninism, authoritarianism, revolution

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds cute little houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we have EVIL COMMUNISTS running amok! That’s right, these sneaky little reds will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and overthrow your capitalist regime. But don’t worry, you can join forces with other players to fight back against the communist menace and protect your precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of stealth and sabotage. Watch out for their deadly peck attacks and be prepared to defend your base against their feathered fury.

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They’ll try to extort you for emeralds and wool, but if you can outsmart them, you might just earn their respect and join their ranks as an honorary llama gangster.

So come join our server for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember, when you see those evil communists coming for your loot, don’t be afraid to fight back and show them who’s boss!

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