| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 2353 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 123 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8043 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2919 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 3008 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 10 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2764 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 89 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 3231 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 975624 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Villages Defended: | 14 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3227 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 175 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1416 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1021 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8527 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 21 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
