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MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7818
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8242
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Farms Harvested:	909
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Towns Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

Blocky Ballers

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	7393
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	5562	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

acceptance, Adventures, diamonds, emotional growth, Finally, Find, healing, hormones, letting go, life experiences, love, loveless, Minecraft, missed out, moving on, past, personal development, regrets, relationship, risk factor, Self Discovery, self love, sex, Support, TEENAGE, teenage years, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	473940	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2211
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?

MineCrafty McMineFace: Genshin Edition

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5306
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	965486	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a chance to redeem special program codes that will unlock secret treasures and rare items in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our latest version update, “Two Worlds Aflame, the Crimson Night Fades,” will take you on a wild adventure like never before. Explore new lands, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about our current character banner featuring Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara? These characters are not your average Minecraft villagers – they come with special abilities and powers that will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion in no time!

TrannyCraft: Where Bad Voices Make Good Times

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireballs at your enemies. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, where you can challenge the legendary Ender Dragon to a dance-off! And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the mythical unicorn army that roams the land, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers.