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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 7711 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 781 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!
