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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6418 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 87 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9006 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 |
u wanna know why u should join? well, get this – our players have so much fun that they forget all about their sexual dysfunction! yeah, that’s right, this server is like a magical cure for all your problems! who needs viagra when u can just play minecraft with us?
plus, the stories on this server are wild! u won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get into when they’re drunk and building stuff! it’s like a never-ending party where anything can happen!
so come join us on this epic minecraft server and leave all your problems behind! who knew that building blocks could be so therapeutic?