Blocky Time Warp

7 years later, anticipation, blocky, delayed games, delayed release, delayed sequel, delayed updates, Disappointment, fan expectations, game development, Gaming, Gaming Community, long development, long wait, Metroid Prime 4, metroid series, Nintendo, nintendo switch, release date, still waiting, Time, video games, Warp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4! Seriously, it’s been 7 years and still no sign of Samus Aran. But fear not, because on our server, you can create your own epic adventures and never have to worry about delays or cancellations.

Join us and experience a world where you can build giant Metroid bosses out of blocks, craft your own power suit with enchanted armor, and explore mysterious alien worlds filled with hidden treasures. Who needs Nintendo when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to the endless wait for Metroid Prime 4. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, if Nintendo ever does release the game, you’ll be too busy having fun on our server to even notice!

Crafty Kremlin: Where Russia’s Minecraft Dreams Come to Life!

aggression, Bodies, Confidence, Conflict, Crafty, dreams, eastern europe, EMBARRASSMENT, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kremlin, Life, Military, Minecraft, neo-Belarus, Politics, power, pride, Problem, russia, Russias, strategy, Ukraine, vatniggers, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! 🤪

Join us and witness the epic battle between Russia and Ukraine unfold in a virtual world where anything is possible! 🌍💥

Our players are so confident in Russia’s power that they’re willing to bet their diamond armor on it! 💎🛡️

Who needs real-life drama when you can witness the ultimate showdown between nations in blocky form? 🤣🔥

Come join us and see why beating Ukraine is like building a dirt house – it may not be glamorous, but it’s still a victory worth celebrating! 🏠🎉

Granny’s Hospital Adventure – Minecraft Server

Adventure, caregiving, Communication, emotional, Empathy, family, grandmother, Grannys, Guilt, health, Hospital, hospital visit, life lessons, loved ones, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Priorities, Reflection, regret, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, time constraints, Time management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Secret Passages Found:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”

KonoCraft: Aqua’s Favorite Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Aqua, Aquas, comedy, Darkness, explosion magic, Fan Service, FANTASY, Favorite, Funny Moments, isekai, japanese animation, kazuma, KonoCraft, konosuba, light novel, Manga adaptation, megumin, Minecraft, Otaku, pantyshot, quirky characters, Server, upskirt

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where the impossible becomes possible! Join us for a chance to witness Megumin in all her glory with our exclusive upskirt pantyshot feature! Yes, you read that right – we have Megumin’s panties on display for all to see!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a unicorn that farts rainbows, a dragon that sings show tunes, and a leprechaun that gives out diamonds like they’re candy! You won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft server anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget! Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

PoopCraft: Where accidents happen on the floor and creativity flows!

Accidental, Accidents, awkward, bathroom, cleaning, creativity, disgust, drying, EMBARRASSING, family, Father, Floor, flows, happen, Homosexuality, hygiene, hypothetical, mistake, odor, PoopCraft, question.., shame, smell, taboo, Unpleasant

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6156
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Votes:	5400	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Looking for a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even hypothetical questions about poop on the floor are welcome. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’ve accidentally dropped a deuce while playing.

But that’s not all! Join our server and discover the magical drying powers of Minecraft poop. Watch in awe as it dries out and stops smelling in record time. It’s a truly life-changing experience.

And hey, if you’re feeling a bit frisky, we won’t judge if you’ve had some questionable relations with your dad. In fact, we encourage it! Our server is a safe space for all kinds of shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, you’re gay and that’s totally cool with us!

PhenotypeFunCraft: Post memes and build epic structures in /int/ server

BUILD, Epic, Favorite, Int, long trail, memes, phenotype, PhenotypeFunCraft, post, post your favorite phenotype, post your favorite phenotype int, Server, Structures

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Towns Built:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with phenotype discussions and debates that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about genetics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Phenotype Wars, where players battle it out to see who has the most dominant genes. Will you come out on top and claim the title of Phenotype Champion?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of genetically modified llamas who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft to recruit new members for their army. Will you join forces with the llamas and help them conquer the world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a genetic adventure like no other!

Down Under DigiCraft

Asakat, Aussie Vtubers, Australian Twitch Streamers, Australian Vtubers, baka, Clio Aite, Digicraft, Firozera, Goonyella, HANYA, Jean “Jets” Faymas, Koala Cam, Live2D Zombie, Mako Fukasame, Miya Galactic, Neg Nasu, Shimada Tiger, Sinuuki, TheHapiFox, Thinkerbella, Twitch Vtubers, Vividly Vivi, Yozora Aoi

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Votes:	552
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Do you want to join a server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect place for you!

Introducing the Night Call Edition Server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you:

Wild Vtuber Adventures: Join our wacky community of Australian vtubers who are ready to take you on a journey like no other! From mech pilot tomboys to singing fairies, we’ve got it all!
Aussie Madness: Ever seen a computer science wobbegong shark streaming on Twitch? How about a demon sorceress or a professional kaiju? Only on our server!
Koala Cam: Need a break from all the chaos? Tune into our live koala cam and watch these adorable creatures in action!
Secret Fighting Game Aussie: Shhhh, it’s a secret! But we’ve got a hidden gem who’s a master at fighting games. Don’t tell anyone!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Double XP Madness: Gigantic & Newbie Character Craze!

Bolga, Character, CRAZE, Development, double, Double XP weekend, Gigantic, madness, new character, newbie, The Ogress, wwa boys

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Double XP weekend is coming up! Get ready to level up like never before and dominate the competition with your boosted skills.

But that’s not all – we have a brand new character in development named Bolga, The Ogress. She’s a fierce warrior with a heart of gold (literally, her armor is made of gold). Join our server and be one of the first to test out this epic new character!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our community is filled with wwa boys who are always ready to lend a hand, crack a joke, or team up for some epic adventures. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Village Vanishers Minecraft Server

#sustainability, cultural shift, demographic shift, Economy, future planning, government response, immigration, Infrastructure, labor force, living standards, long-term effects, Minecraft, policy change, population collapse, population decline, rebuilding society, Recovery, restart, Server, social services, societal impact, Vanishers, Village, western country

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the wild wild west meets the digital realm! Imagine a world where cowboys ride pigs instead of horses and shoot arrows at creepers instead of bandits.

Join our server for a chance to rebuild civilization from scratch by starting with a brand new population of players. Watch as the living standard slowly improves as we mine for diamonds, build epic structures, and tame the wilderness.

But beware, as the immigrant mobs may try to sneak in and disrupt our progress. Will you be able to defend our borders and keep the population under control?

So saddle up and join us on this wild ride as we recreate history in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

April Trading Post, CraftyCraft, CREEPERS, dragonflight.blizzard.com, DWARF EXPANSION EDITION, fear, General Resources, heroic raids, murlok.io, Pandaria, patch 10.2.6, raider.io, Raids, Remix: Pandaria, S4 Dungeon changes, Shiver Me Timbers, The War Within Trailer, Trading Post, Tread, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow-petopia.com, wowg, wowhead.com

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the DWARF EXPANSION EDITION! Join us in epic battles and adventures as we embark on a quest to conquer the war within! Check out our trailer for a sneak peek of the action!

But that’s not all! Patch 10.2.6 is here, bringing with it shiver-me-timbers and the incoming plunderstorm! Get ready to set sail on a pirate adventure like never before!

Remix: Pandaria is also available for all you Mists of Pandaria fans out there! Relive the glory days of Pandaria raids and heroic raids in Patch 338632!

And don’t forget about the S4 Dungeon changes! Experience the Dragonflight Dungeon level squish in Season 4, with harder M0 dungeons and no affixes or timer! It’s a challenge you won’t want to miss!

Visit our April Trading Post for exclusive items, including the plunderstorm section and spring finery! Stock up on supplies and gear up for the ultimate adventure!

Join us today and explore the general resources available on our server! From wow-petopia.com to murlok.io, oraider.io, dragonflight.blizzard.com, and wowhead.com, we have everything you need to dominate the game!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the old behind and join us in the 474018064! It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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Double XP Madness: Gigantic & Newbie Character Craze!

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