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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 4144 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 244 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
1. Our spawn point is a replica of the Statue of Liberty, except she’s holding a diamond sword instead of a torch. Because why not?
2. Our PvP arena is located in the middle of a bustling Polish street market, where you can battle it out while dodging flying pierogies and sausages.
3. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that speak fluent Polish. Don’t worry, they’re friendly – they just want to teach you some new phrases while you fight them.
4. Our staff members all wear traditional Polish attire, complete with feathered hats and embroidered vests. They take their jobs very seriously, but they also know how to have a good time.
So come join us on this wild adventure in Warsaw, Poland – you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Flying pierogies and talking mobs may cause extreme laughter and confusion.)
