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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5935 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
so like, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like, da bomb diggity. we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and creepers breakdancin. it’s like a whole new world, man.
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.
