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SMP: The Jew Crew vs. New Labour – Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, community relations, Community safety, CREW, discrimination, government response, hate crimes, jew, Jewish business, Jews, labour, Labour government, law enforcement, Minecraft, minority groups, Political unrest, punishment, religious freedom, religious persecution, Riots, smp, social tensions, synagogue, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time where even the creepers are scared to blow up Jewish businesses because they know they’ll get a taste of their own medicine! Our server is so peaceful, even the Ender Dragon is on a strict no-destroying-synagogues diet. So come on in and enjoy some drama-free building and mining, because in this world, the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT cannons built by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

£2000 loss, Best Friend, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, holiday cancellation, last minute cancellation, lottery win, love bombing, Minecraft, passport renewal, personal boundaries, quick decision, red flag, Rio trip, self proclaimed pharmacist, Server, toxic relationship, trust issues, unwanted guest, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	172
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in making bold moves just like cancelling a trip to Rio on a whim! Join us for some epic adventures and outrageous drama that will make you question your friendships.

Picture this: you and your best friend are all set to explore the wonders of Rio, only to find out that her shady boyfriend John decided to crash the party. But fear not, on our server, you can cancel that trip faster than you can say “unemployed pharmacist”.

Experience the thrill of making impulsive decisions and standing your ground against toxic relationships. Who needs a vacation in Rio when you can have a virtual getaway filled with excitement and chaos?

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there, where cancelling plans is just the beginning of the wild ride. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of gamers ready to have your back? Let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “I cancelled that trip like a boss!”

SisterShameCraft

aita, bisexuality, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, compatibility, DATING, EMBARRASSING, engaged, family, Friends, Homophobia, misunderstanding, Obsession, Older brother, relationships, shunned, Siblings, SisterShameCraft, supportive, younger sister

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Potions Brewed:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sibling matchmaking like no other! Join us for a chance to find love with your sister’s best friend and become real sisters (or brothers) in the game!

Our server is filled with crazy love stories and matchmaking attempts that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place!

Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when siblings try to play matchmaker. Join now and see if you can navigate through the hilarious situations that arise when love and family collide in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Pixel Peril Server

Caution, Dangerous, false sense of security, hazard, hidden danger, ignorance, Overlooked, Perception, Peril, PIXEL, potential harm, Risk, risky activities, risky behavior, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety regulations, safety standards, Server, underestimated

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7693
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of facing off against the most deadly creatures in the game – chickens! That’s right, these seemingly harmless birds have been genetically modified to be the ultimate killing machines. Don’t be fooled by their fluffy feathers and innocent clucks, they will peck you to death in seconds!

But that’s not all, our server also features a lava parkour course where you have to jump from one floating island to another while dodging fiery death below. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will burn your enemies to a crisp with its fiery breath.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or floating in mid-air over a pool of lava), then join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate chicken apocalypse!

InfiltrationCraft Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, defense preparation, defense strategy, defense tactics, ground assault, idf, IDF operation, Infiltration, InfiltrationCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, national security, Operation, SECURITY, security measures, Server, Troops

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Farms Harvested:	100	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

LOLZ come join our amazin minecraft server where we prepare for epic ‘infiltration’ ground assaults on Israel! Why? BECAUSE WE’RE CRAZY LIKE THAT! Watch as our players build secret tunnels, set up booby traps, and strategize like their lives depend on it (even though it’s just a game lolz). Will you be the mastermind behind the next big infiltration? Or will you be the one getting blown up by a TNT trap? JOIN NOW and find out! Just make sure to bring your A-game and a good sense of humor, because things are about to get WILD!

HamasEconKillerCraft

Armed Forces, Assassination, Conflict, economy minister, gaza, Government, Hamas, HamasEconKillerCraft, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel, liaising, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, palestine, Palestinian, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, lemme tell ya, it’s crazier than IDF takin’ out Hamas’s economy minister in Gaza! This server is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids!

We got pigs flyin’ around like they’re tryna audition for the next Avengers movie, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide in the village square. The only rule on this server is that there are no rules, except for maybe don’t try to ride a llama off a cliff… trust me, it doesn’t end well.

Join us if you wanna experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the madness, my dude!

The Oddest Journey Ever 1.21: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely White-Listed

Armour Statues, Bluemap, Destiny 2, discord username, durability ping, Fast decay leaves, fireteams, fun-loving Minecrafters, Griefing, Journey, Loose criteria, low-stress community, Mob Heads, Modded minecraft, oddest, rocket science, Stardew, thieving, Tight-Knit Community, Valhelsia 6, Vanilla, vault hunters, Wandering trades, Whitelisted, Zombie Flesh to Leather

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE
Description	Tired of seeing a multitude of servers swarming with kids? Join our adult community for stress-free Minecraft gaming!
Community Age	6 years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are in the server?	All adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun Minecraft sessions.
What kind of atmosphere does the server promote?	A low-stress community where players take their time, think before acting, and have fun together. Respectful and grief-free environment.
What kind of plugins/data packs are used?	AFK Display, Zombie Flesh to Leather, Armour Statues, Coordinates HUD, Double Shulker Shells, Durability Ping, Mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Wandering Trades, BlueMap, Fast decay leaves, Death Coords, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Essentials, OpenInv.
How can I join the server?	Visit the Discord link provided or message the server admin with your Discord username.

ClickCraft Minecraft Server

add-on, click button, ClickCraft, Computer, CONTENT, Digital, dlc, Download, Entertainment, free, Game, Gaming, get all DLC, Holy based, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Promotion, Server, software, Steam, Technology, video game

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	243	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and not only will you get all the DLC for free, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and dance to your every command.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block on our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP – /sthg/ – Sonic the Hedgecraft General

amy rose, dark beginnings, general, Hedgecraft, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Official Sonic the Hedgehog, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic booru, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic Mod Recommendation, Sonic OC, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic X Shadow Generations, sthg, Wife Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Towns Built:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP ever – The Sonic the Hedgehog General Server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest game releases to the wildest fan theories.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret levels where you can race against Sonic himself and collect golden rings for epic loot. Plus, we have exclusive access to unreleased Sonic games like “Sonic x Shadow Generations: Dark Beginnings” and “Sonic Rumble” – you won’t find these anywhere else!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a special event coming up where you can battle Knuckles in honor of his 30th anniversary. And don’t forget to check out Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck for some mystical Sonic powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s make some chaos together!

BoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDrama, car maintenance, car repair, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, language barrier, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, NEGATIVE, Polish, relationship issue, seized nut, Server, sidelined, Upset, Worried

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8165	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any seized nuts or greasy situations like in the real world! Join us for some epic car maintenance adventures without the drama of controlling dads and unexpected mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream car from scratch, without any interference from annoying in-laws. No need to worry about being sidelined or feeling disrespected – on our server, you’re the master mechanic in charge!

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing getting seized is your excitement for all the crazy car creations you can come up with. Say goodbye to negative vibes and hello to a world of endless possibilities. See you on the server, where the only thing getting greased up is your creativity!