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AwkwardD8Convos – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9547	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Yo, so like, have you ever been on a Minecraft SMP where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? I know, crazy right? But like, they give you diamonds for finding their secret lair and doing a little dance for them. And get this, the mobs are all trained circus animals that do tricks for you in exchange for emeralds.

But wait, it gets even better. The whole map is actually a giant cake that you can eat a piece of every time you level up. And if you reach level 100, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server? It’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and Jurassic Park, but with creepers instead of dinosaurs.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra snacks for when the cake runs out. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz

ANNOYING, circlejerk, community guidelines, controversial, CraftyCreeperz, echo chamber, frustrating, hive mind, insufferable, internet forums, keyboard warriors, Moderation, NEGATIVE, online behavior, online communities, reddit, social media, subreddits, TOXIC, Trolls, unpopular opinions

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2049	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying redditors on the most insufferable subs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us and say goodbye to toxic subreddits and hello to a world where you can build giant statues of Nicolas Cage and ride on flying pigs. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to go back to those pesky subreddits again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Maduro’s Mined Out Mayhem

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can like, overthrow a dictator or somethin? well this is the place for u, bro. we got this crazy story where this dude González is all like “yo military, reject Maduro cuz i represent millions of peeps” and it’s like, whoa, drama in minecraft? sign me up, dude. join our server and be part of the revolution, man. overthrow dictators and stuff, all while building cool stuff in minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, trust me. u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, bro. come join us and let’s take down some evil rulers together, one block at a time. #minecraftrevolution #downwiththedictators #gonzalezforpresident

Hiccup Holders Anonymous

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	53	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Votes:	3963	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. but here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of evil chickens wearing top hats. the player had to defeat them in a dance-off to claim the treasure. true story, bro. so come on over and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but who’s counting?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!

GoatZone Reborn

aether mod, battlepass, Battles, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, Global Trade System, GoatZone, Meaningful connections, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, player loot, pokemon, reborn, seasons mod, Server, Trading, voice chat

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dimension Hops:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

Features	Description
Cobblemon Mod	Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Social Gameplay	Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS)	Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
100% Free Battlepass	Earn experience for battling and catching Cobblemon to level up your Battlepass and receive rewards!
Community-Focused Events	From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening.
In game proximity voice chat	Optional voice chat to easily communicate with players around you.
Custom Modpack	Vanilla+ style modpack for an enhanced experience.
Aether Mod	Explore a new heavenly dimension opposite to the Nether.
Unique Player Loot	Unique loot generated for each player when opening chests.
Serene Seasons Mod	Experience various seasons as you play, keeping the world feeling alive.
Active Discord server	Stay connected with the community through our Discord server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?

A: You can join us by clicking here and following the instructions.

Q: Is the Cobblemon Mod the main focus of the server?

A: Yes, the Cobblemon Mod is a key feature of our server, blending Pokémon elements with the world of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any in-game events or activities for players to participate in?

A: We regularly host community-focused events such as tournaments, easter eggs, and legendary occurrences for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, we have a Global Trade System (GTS) that allows players to trade seamlessly with others, even when they’re offline.

Eternal Crafters 1.20.2

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you with the diamond armor and enchanted sword! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server and show off your wealth by donating a minimum of $50 to help rebuild mansions for millionaires affected by fires in California. Not only will you be helping out those in need, but you’ll also be proving that you have a heart of gold and are a compassionate soul (or at least pretending to be).

But wait, there’s more! Your donation may not all go directly to the victims, but that’s okay because it’ll also be going to companies and individuals in control of the state. Because who needs to help people directly when you can just throw money at the problem, am I right?

So come on down to our server, where you can show off your wealth, pretend to care about others, and maybe even make a difference (but probably not). Don’t miss out on this opportunity to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

CousinCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	New Chunks Explored:	505154
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being accused of dating your cousin’s friends just because you’re a girl? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your gender or who you play with! We welcome all players, no matter who you are or who you’re related to. Plus, we have a strict “no creep” policy, so you can game in peace without any panic attacks. Join now and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!

Momma’s Money Limit

Boundaries, cultural expectations, Cultural traditions, emotional manipulation, enabling behavior, family, family dynamics, family obligations., financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial decisions, financial pressure, financial responsibility, financial struggles, financial support, financial transparency, generational wealth, Limit, mommas, MONEY, POVERTY, sibling dynamics

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law’s spending habits on witchcraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where the only currency is diamond blocks and the only magic is the magic of building epic structures!

Our server is so wild, it makes your family drama look like a tame sitcom. From players pretending to be broke to get freebies to epic parties that require donations to attend, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we won’t ask you for money for witchcraft – unless you want to pay for a potion of invisibility, of course!

Join now and experience the thrill of sending virtual money to your virtual family members who are too lazy to work. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a long-lost cousin who needs a loan to start a virtual business that will never take off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in the virtual world of Minecraft?

SMP_MindVsBody: Mental or Physical? 🤔

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ores Mined:	4340
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Emeralds Found:	5803
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server everrrrr. Like, the admins are all secretly unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars.

But wait, there’s more! The spawn town is actually a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So, like, back to the question. Mental illness or physical illness? Ummmm, definitely physical illness because like, if you have a broken leg, you can just slap a bandage on it and keep mining for diamonds. But if you have a mental illness, you might start seeing Steve as a talking sheep or something. And that’s just not cool, man.

Join this server now and let’s build the most epic castle made entirely out of cake and rainbow blocks! YOLO, amirite?

Rulebreaker’s Realm

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2102	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where rules are meant to be broken! We encourage all players to break the rules in the most outrageous ways possible because why not?

One of our favorite rules to break is building structures taller than the sky limit. We believe that the sky’s the limit, quite literally, and we encourage players to defy gravity and build towering skyscrapers that reach the heavens. Who needs rules when you can reach for the stars?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can engage in illegal potion brewing and enchanting. Who needs to follow the rules of the land when you can brew potions that turn you into a flying pig or enchant your sword to shoot fireballs?

So come join our server and break all the rules in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what kind of mischief and mayhem you’ll get up to in our crazy world of Minecraft!