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Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	62	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	New Chunks Explored:	295621
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	1401
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	586909	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	667	Runes Activated:	4
Farms Harvested:	806	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	1965	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3223	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Runes Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
New Chunks Explored:	663247	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!