Hiroshi Yoshimura Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreepyCraft: Where ‘I am scared’ turns into ‘I am LOLing’

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the robobrains are actually our friendly helpers! Don’t be scared, embrace the chaos and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter.

Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself. Who knew those explosive little guys had such killer moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft servers and come join us for a wild and wacky experience you’ll never forget. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BurgerCraft: Where Burgers and Blocks Collide!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6623	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension Hops:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the juiciest burgers in town! 🍔🍔

Looking for some excitement? Well, on our server, you can battle it out with Russia triggering WWIII over who gets the last slice of pizza! And watch out for Iran launching nukes at Israel – they’re just trying to steal our secret sauce recipe!

But wait, there’s more! China is planning to invade Taiwan just to get a taste of our legendary burgers! 🍔🍔

So if you’re tired of those boring “nothing burgers,” come join us for some epic battles and delicious food! Who knows, you might even find the secret to world peace at our burger joint! 🌍🍔🤣

KirbyCraft – Dreamy Adventures Await!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to our Dream Land Edition Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic adventures just like Kirby himself! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Dive into a world filled with Waddle Dees who will do your bidding and follow you around like loyal minions. Who needs pets when you have an army of adorable creatures at your disposal?

2. Unleash your inner Kirby and devour everything in sight with our special inhale ability. Want to eat a whole mountain? Go for it! Nothing is off-limits in our server.

3. Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary Star Rod that grants you wishes. Need diamonds? Wish for them! Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted!

4. Take part in epic battles against giant bosses like King Dedede and Meta Knight. Defeat them and claim their loot as your own. Who said Minecraft was all about mining and crafting?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Dream Land like never before!

Crafty LOLs: Post that webm where the girl says ‘someone’!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond swords and armor that made them invincible. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of creeper that explodes in a shower of rainbows and unicorns. Plus, our ender dragon is known for breakdancing while you try to defeat it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft Manga Madness: Crafty Creations & Epic Adventures

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	174	Players Killed by Monsters:	8837
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner mangaka skills at their peak! Our server is like a blank canvas, waiting for you to create the most epic and hilarious stories through your builds.

Imagine building a giant anime character battling a horde of creepers, or creating a pixel art masterpiece that rivals the Mona Lisa. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you build the most outrageous and creative structure, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather in the game. Want it to rain diamonds? Done. Want a thunderstorm of exploding chickens? You got it.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and become the ultimate mangaka of the blocky world! Who knows, maybe your creations will become the next big thing in the Minecraft universe.

Pixelated Pandas Paradise

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can share Asian women you know IRL and have others rate them! Need advice on how to use your Korean friend from university? Look no further, our community is here to help you strategize and conquer the virtual world together. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of controversy. Who knows, you might just find your next gaming partner or discover a hidden talent for pixelated architecture. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the fun begin!

PixelPillCraft: Where Medication Meets Creativity!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Votes:	8362
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3410	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Crops Grown:	1333

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only prescription for fun is to join us and unleash your inner personality disorder!

Join us and experience the rollercoaster of emotions as you go from feeling apathetic and tired to suddenly feeling extroverted and full of energy! It’s like a wild ride through your own mind, but in blocky pixel form.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to feel angry and paranoid for no reason? Well, on our server, you can experience that too! Just quit your meds and watch the chaos unfold.

Don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your meds again and start the cycle all over. It’s like a never-ending loop of excitement and unpredictability.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can handle the madness! But remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

GachaCraft: Where the only loot box is a creeper explosion!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	6782	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing boring old gacha games? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server for a wild ride unlike any other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens come charging at you. But don’t worry, our server has a special anti-zombie chicken defense system that will save you every time.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? You got it. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who needs gacha games when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Border Defense Craft: Where We Defend Pixels, Not Borders!

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize defending our virtual borders more than anything else! 🛡️ Join us and witness epic battles as we protect our lands from pesky creepers and zombies.

Our server is like no other, with 60 billion diamonds invested in building impenetrable fortresses and walls to keep out any unwanted mobs. But don’t worry, we also have a strict immigration policy for players looking to join our ranks.

Why spend resources defending the borders of other countries when you can join us and defend your own virtual homeland? Come join the fun and see why our server is the best place to be for all your Minecraft adventures! 🌟

LazyCraft: Where Wasting Time is a Skill!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8364
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Divine Spears Created:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape all those deep, existential questions and just have a blast!

Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe. Want to ride a unicorn while battling a horde of zombie chickens? We got you covered.

Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to claim them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary that shoots rainbow lasers.

So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you can be building a giant taco fortress with your friends on our server? Join us now and let the craziness begin!