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CraftyHoops Minecraft Server

athlete, Basketball, Competition, coverage, CraftyHoops, EXCITEMENT, Fan, Favorite, Game, interviews, Kahleah Copper, League, Media, Minecraft, NBA, player, press conferences, PROFESSIONAL, Server, sports, success, TEAM, top 20

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	317
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Void Gems Collected:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with NBA press conferences where Kahleah Copper is hailed as the greatest Minecraft player of all time! Watch as she dominates the virtual court with her epic building skills and take part in outrageous tournaments where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay

ACL reconstruction, aita, bed rest, Blame, busy season, Chores, Communication, compromise, fair, GFHeartlessNoChoresVacay, Girlfriend, Heartless, household responsibilities, injury, relationship dynamics, surgery, surgery recovery, System, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Emeralds Found:	8686	Star Shards Collected:	170
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the real-life drama like this crazy chore chart situation! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who understand the struggle of dealing with unreasonable partners.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about someone assigning you extra chores just because you got injured. On our server, you’re free to explore, create, and have fun without any unfair expectations.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can unleash your creativity without any judgment, all while avoiding the chaos of real-life drama like this insane chore chart debacle. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft world where the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, belly laughs, best comedies, BlockBusterLaughs, chuckles, classic comedy, classic humor, comedic genius, comedic gold, comedic timing, comedy, funny movie, hilarious, humor, laugh out loud, Laughter, must watch, side-splitting, timeless humor, Top Picks, witty humor

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Enchantments Applied:	86
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5671

Imagine a Minecraft server where every block tells a joke, every mob has a hilarious catchphrase, and even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile before they explode! Join us for non-stop laughs and endless fun as you navigate through our wacky world filled with pun-tastic puns, meme-tastic memes, and a whole lot of silliness. Who needs popcorn when you can have a side-splitting good time on our server? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to LOL your way through the most consistently funny Minecraft server ever!

KittyCraft: No Dog Calls!

Bitch, Calls, cat calling, catcall culture, disrespectful behavior., dog, dog calling, double standards, feminism, gender, gender stereotypes, Harassment, INEQUALITY, KittyCraft, Misogyny, sexism, Slur, Social Issues, street harassment, toxic masculinity, verbal abuse, victim blaming, Women

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	11207	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up! we have a secret underground village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and invite you to join in on the fun!

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

we also have a magical forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. you can ride on a unicorn or have a dance-off with a talking squirrel, the possibilities are endless!

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for the time of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? let’s get this party started, baby! 🎉🦄🍭

MicrobeCraft: Gut Health Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mines Excavated:	4049	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	32	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

come join our minecraft server where your gut microbiome will be so lit, you’ll never have to worry about cardiovascular disease again! our server is like a magical potion for your insides, making you feel younger and healthier with every block you mine. forget about metabolic dysfunction, we’ve got the cure right here in our virtual world. join us and let your gut microbiome do the talking as you build, explore, and conquer in ways you never thought possible. who knew that playing minecraft could be so good for your health? come see for yourself and start living your best, most microbial life today!

CrabCraft: Where even the sea creatures can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Active Discord, active members, Chunk Backups, Community Focused, CrabCraft, Craft, Creatures, discord server, HermitCraft gameplay, Join, Message, Minecraft passion, Resist, Safe Environment, sea, SEASON 2, Survival, Thriving Community, urge, Vanilla, vanilla feel, vanilla perfection, voice chat, Whitelisted, whitelisted security

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	6745
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Server Name	CrabCraft 🐚
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Season	Season 2️⃣ commences 15th June, on 1.21
Description	A whitelisted, community-focused server with emphasis on keeping the vanilla feel of Minecraft alive

FAQs

Q: How can I join CrabCraft?

A: To join CrabCraft, you can pop a message stating your interest in our Discord welcome channel and someone will get back to you as soon as possible!

Q: Do I need to have any mods installed to play on CrabCraft?

A: Yes, we use Simple Voice Chat and require all members to have this mod installed for voice communication.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: Yes, our server is protected with a whitelist and we also have chunk backups in place to ensure a safe and friendly environment for all players.

Q: What can I expect from the CrabCraft community?

A: You can expect to join a close-knit group of fellow players who share the same passion for Minecraft. Our Discord server is also an active space for communication.

FashionCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body image, clothing, Confidence, dressing well, fashion, fashion advice, fashion choices, fashion inspiration, fashion sense, Fashion tips, fashion trends, FashionCraft, feeling good, looks good while dressed, looks like this naked, Minecraft, Outfit, personal style, self esteem, Server, Style, Wardrobe

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2916	Love Letters Sent:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate fashion show! Dress up your character in the coolest outfits and strut your stuff on the virtual runway. But beware, if you strip down to your birthday suit, you’ll transform into a wild and crazy creature that will have everyone laughing! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your style and see what happens when you let it all hang out on our server!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

#venting, anger, blocktopia, breathes in, Breathing, emotional, exaggerated, exaggerated emotions, exaggerated reaction, expressive, Frustration, INTENSE, loud, Minecraft, Outburst, overreacting, Pump, rant, Release, scam, Server, stress, Yelling

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Votes:	4157	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just make you yawn? Well, look no further because our server will literally make you scream with excitement!

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly pumping adrenaline as you navigate through insane challenges and obstacles. Our server will have you on the edge of your seat, or should I say, on the edge of your block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your sanity. You’ll be screaming “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH” as you try to survive and thrive in our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember to breathe…if you can.

PatriotCraft: A-50 Takedown

A-50 radar plane, A50, aerial warfare, air defense system, defense technology, downing, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, international relations, January, military capabilities, military conflict, military defense, missile defense system, patriot missile, PatriotCraft, radar technology, russia, security measures, takedown, Ukraine, US

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down valuable radar planes with patriot missiles just like Ukraine did to Russia in January! we got crazy pvp battles, insane builds, and a community that’s more lit than a creeper explosion! join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

UnseenAndUnemployedCraft

Assumptions, catching up, Communication, Courtesy, employed, family, Friends, Life Changes, MARRIED, never assume, Pregnant, reconnecting, relationships, reunion, social etiquette, Status, Surprises, UnseenAndUnemployedCraft, Updates, work

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crops Grown:	5819
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers give u hugs instead of exploding!

if u join our server, u will have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at ur enemies! u can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, because why not?

oh, and did i mention that if u join our server, u will automatically become a millionaire in real life? that’s right, just by playing minecraft on our server, u will become so rich that u can buy ur own private island and retire early!

so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! who knows, maybe u will even meet herobrine and become best friends!