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Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Heavenly Hell Minecraft Server

Academy, Anime, Anons, Cliffhanger, FANTASY, Gomen, HEAVENLY, Hell, Manga, Mikura, Minecraft, Natabot, new chapter, Old heaven, predictions, Reveal, saturday, Server, speculation, storytelling, Tengoku Daimakyou, Volume 11, waiting room, Weekly Thread

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as the next chapter of your favorite manga? Look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll never know what to expect next. One minute you could be building a majestic castle, and the next you could be fending off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot.

Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and cliffhangers that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or crafting table). Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden academy full of talking sheep, or uncover the secrets of Old heaven.

Don’t worry about missing out on the weekly thread, we’ve got you covered with non-stop excitement and surprises. So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!

JobCraft Minecraft Server

JobCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Are you tired of taking care of a rude teenage child in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests and epic battles.

Our server has been around for 3 years, just like that job your friend can’t seem to keep. But unlike her, we guarantee you’ll never get thrown out for calling in sick daily. In fact, we encourage it! Sick days are like bonus points here.

Forget about chores and complaints, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to defeat the Ender Dragon. And hey, if you’re on your phone all day, no problem! We won’t judge, we’ll just be here waiting for you to join in on the fun.

So come on, leave the real world behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job when you can slay dragons and build epic castles all day?

DysfunctionalCraft: Dad & Stepmom Edition

Communication Issues, dad, DysfunctionalCraft, Edition, family conflict, family counseling, family dynamics, Family Therapy, mother figure, Parent-child relationship, parental expectations, Resentment, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom, stepmom issues, stepmother, stepson, therapy boundaries, therapy communication, therapy compliance, therapy goals, therapy homework, therapy progress, therapy session

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Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where family therapy drama meets block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where stepmoms want to be called “momma” and sons just want to be called “stepson.”

Embark on a quest to navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships, all while crafting the coolest pixelated creations. Will you embrace having a second mom in-game, or will you stand your ground and demand to be called “stepson”? The choice is yours!

But beware, failing to complete your therapy homework may result in being kicked out of the server by our virtual therapist. Will you be the ultimate Minecraft AITA (Am I The Avatar)? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

HateCrafters

ANNOYING, arrogance, attitude, Behavior, character flaws, close-mindedness, dishonesty, dislike, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, hate, HateCrafters, ignorance, insensitivity, lack of empathy, laziness, negative qualities, personality traits, pet peeve, rudeness, Selfishness

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Do you hate it when people don’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly crafted pixelated castle in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we only accept players who have a deep admiration for virtual architecture! Join us and show off your building skills to impress our resident block enthusiasts.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the chaos begin!

EUkraineCraft Minecraft Server

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haha yo join dis server cuz it got more drama den Hungary and EU fightin over Ukraine yo. we got crazy builds dat will make yo head spin like a beyblade. our players be like ninja warriors, sneakin around and pullin pranks on each other. plus, we got a secret treasure hunt where u can find diamonds and gold like a pirate. come join da fun and be part of da madness yo!

BlockyHeatwaveMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are hotter than the hottest day ever recorded on july 21! we got lava pits that make you sweat just looking at them, and mobs that will make you wish you stayed in the shade. but don’t worry, we also have ice cream mountains and water slides to cool you off.

rumor has it that herobrine himself couldn’t handle the heat and had to retreat to the nether. but you, brave adventurer, can conquer this fiery world and become the ultimate block master. join now and see if you can survive the hottest day in minecraft history!

Touch of Death Server

dark humor, death, death personified, FANTASY, folklore, grim reaper, legend, mortality, Myth, Mythology, personification, reaping souls, Scythe, Server, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, Symbolism, Touch, touch of death, touch of doom, weapon

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come join our minecraft server where the grim reaper is actually a friendly dude who just wants to play some blocky games with u! he doesn’t need a scythe cuz he’s got mad skills at pvp. u can challenge him to a duel and if u win, he’ll give u a diamond sword that’s been blessed by the ghost of steve. but beware, if u lose, he’ll turn u into a zombie pigman for a day! also, did we mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb ur screenshots? come join us for some spooky fun and maybe even make friends with a skeleton or two!

ArcticTreeCraft

#sustainability, adaptation, ArcticTreeCraft, Biodiversity, carbon sequestration, climate change, climate resilience, colder regions, conservation, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, Migration, natural habitats, tree species, weather patterns, wetter regions

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also save the planet at the same time? well, this server is perfect for u! we got trees movin to colder, wetter places cuz of climate change, so u can help them find their new homes while buildin epic structures and fightin off creepers! plus, rumor has it that herobrine is tryin to stop us from plantin trees, so we gotta band together and show him who’s boss! join now and be a hero for the environment and for minecraft!

Whisped Frenzy Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even the chat can’t contain its excitement! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary creature known as the “Fuck whisped”! Don’t miss out on all the fun and chaos, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bro Minecraft Server

blocky, Bro, domestic violence, gender discrimination, gender inequality, gender-based violence, hatred, male entitlement, Minecraft, Misogyny, misogyny in culture, misogyny in education, misogyny in history, misogyny in language, misogyny in media, misogyny in politics, misogyny in relationships, misogyny in religion, misogyny in society, Server, sexism, toxic masculinity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have zero tolerance for misogyny! Why join our server, you ask? Well, because here, we believe in equality and respect for all players, regardless of gender. Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that would make even Notch himself jealous, and most importantly, make friends who will have your back through thick and thin.

So come on, leave your outdated and offensive beliefs at the door and join us on this wild ride of blocky adventures! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun and laughter that awaits you on our server. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Crops Grown:	6679	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	873
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Potions Brewed:	46	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	1674
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Dimension Hops:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Runes Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

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