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Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	146	Buildings Constructed:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	8840
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Runes Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

The Bob’s Secret Multiplayer Pizza Party

Active, BOBS, Clans, Community, Discord, Events, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, Join, Kingdoms, Mods, multiplayer, ONLINE, Party, pizza, secret, Server, smp, Survival, survival server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Passages Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Server Name	Survival SMP with Kingdoms
Mods	Farming, Furniture, Gravestones
Staff	Friendly staff
Join Us	Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join our server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	PvP is allowed in designated areas. Check with the staff for specific rules.
Are there any specific kingdom rules?	Each kingdom may have its own set of rules. Make sure to read them before joining a kingdom.
Can I suggest new mods for the server?	Yes, we welcome suggestions for new mods. Please share your ideas with the staff.

Mine It Back Minecraft Server

belonging, Confidence, determination, ENTITLEMENT, insistence, Minecraft, ownership, perseverance, Possession, Reclaim, RECLAIMING, reclaiming belongings, reclaiming ownership, reclaiming possessions, reclaiming property, reclaiming what was taken, reclaiming what’s ours, Recovery, retrieve, rightful, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5640
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered.

But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that roams the lands, breathing fire and causing mayhem wherever it goes. If you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame it and ride it into battle against your enemies.

Oh, and did we mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate treacherous parkour courses just to get around. But don’t worry, falling off the edge just means you’ll respawn back on the island with all your items intact.

So come join us on our epic quest to reclaim what is rightfully ours – and in the meantime, feel free to explore, build, and cause a little chaos of your own. Just watch out for the creepers…they tend to have a mind of their own.

Joker 2 Minecraft SMP Madness

alternative endings, Character development, cinematic universe, comic book adaptation, Conclusion, dark comedy, director’s vision, fan theories, film analysis, gotham city, iconic villain, Joaquin Phoenix, Joker, Joker 2, madness, mental health, Minecraft, movie sequel, plot twists, psychological thriller, smp, social commentary, speculation, unexpected resolution

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience a world where the Joker is the supreme ruler and his main goal is to build the most outrageous pranks and traps for unsuspecting players.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Joker face appears in the sky, laughing maniacally as it rains down TNT on your head. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Just make sure to have your respawn point set because you never know when the Joker will strike next.

Oh, and did we mention that the only way to defeat the Joker is by challenging him to a dance-off? That’s right, put on your best disco outfit and boogie your way to victory while the Joker tries to outdo you with his killer moves.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, laughter, and pure insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, come join us and see how you would’ve concluded the Joker 2 in the most ridiculous way possible!

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, family, friendship, guest pass, halloween event, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, resolution, Respect, Server, TICKETS, Understanding, zoo membership, ZooCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99

Are you tired of friends who take advantage of your generosity? Join our Minecraft server and build a virtual zoo where YOU control who gets in! No more pesky friends trying to steal your guest passes, because in our world, you make the rules. Plus, you can create a zoo filled with crazy animals like flying pigs and talking creepers. Don’t let anyone gatecrash your zoo party – join us now for a wild time!

Mom’s Forced Inclusion FunLand

burden, court battles., court orders, dna testing, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family conflicts, family dynamics, family holidays, forced, forced relationships, FUNLAND, inclusion, moms, mother’s actions, parental issues, parental responsibilities, Resentment, selfish behavior, sibling relationships, unwanted presence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2067	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we navigate the twisted tale of a boy who doesn’t share the same dad as his twin sister. Will he be included in family outings against their will? Will his mom continue to force the issue, even though nobody wants him there? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Reasons to join: – Experience the thrill of being the unwanted family member – Witness the drama unfold as court battles ensue – Explore the depths of sibling loyalty and parental obligations – Discover the true meaning of family dysfunction in a virtual world

So come on down to our server and join in on the chaotic fun! Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional one in Minecraft? Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family feud!

PandemicPickle Minecraft SMP

Altered Reality, changes, disrupted routines, enduring impact, lasting effects, lingering effects, Long-term impact, Minecraft, new normal, ongoing challenges, pandemic aftermath, pandemic consequences, pandemic effects, PandemicPickle, persistent changes, post-pandemic, slow recovery, slow return to normalcy, smp, societal changes, societal shifts., societal transformation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Enchantments Applied:	175

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the pandemic never happened because we live in a parallel universe where zombies are the only threat! That’s right, no masks, no social distancing, just pure unadulterated chaos as we fight off hordes of zombies while trying to build our dream bases. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat. So if you’re tired of the same old boring survival servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness.

PixelPensionPitfalls

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of boring old age creeping up on you like a sneaky creeper in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never feel the effects of aging! Join us and experience the Fountain of Youth in the form of endless fun and excitement.

Our players in their 40s have discovered the secret to eternal youth – building pixelated castles, battling virtual dragons, and mining for diamonds all day long. Forget about wrinkles and grey hairs, on our server, the only thing aging is your character’s level!

So why wait until you’re in your 40s to realize the importance of staying young at heart? Join our server now and start your journey to immortality through the power of Minecraft. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have a diamond sword and a potion of eternal youth? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to eternal glory together!

PassportPanicMC

China, control, Demands, education, expat, Foreign, Government, influence, International, Limit, Move, PassportPanicMC, Passports, policy, regulations, relations, restrictions, Shocking.., Surrender, teachers, travel

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	114	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Animals Bred:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are basically like china but for gamers lol. we demand all players surrender their passports before joining to control travel and limit foreign influence in our virtual world. it’s like a dictatorship but with blocks and creepers. plus, we have a secret underground society of pandas who are plotting to take over the server and establish a bamboo dictatorship. so if you’re into crazy government control and panda revolutions, this is the server for you! join now before it’s too late!

Plastic-Breaking Bacteria Craft

adhesive bacteria, Bacteria, bio-inspired, biodegradation, Craft, eco-friendly solution, efficient breakdown, environmental impact, innovative research, Mussel-inspired, pet, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticBreaking, proteins, reducing pollution, researchers, sticky bacteria, Sustainable development, sustainable technology, valuable tool, waste management, worldwide

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	127
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have mussel-inspired sticky bacteria that break down plastic waste faster than a speeding bullet! imagine having your own army of adhesive bacteria and proteins helping you clean up the world of plastic pollution.

we have created a magical world where you can harness the power of these bacteria to build insane structures and fight off evil plastic monsters. become the hero that saves the planet, one block at a time!

come join us and be part of this epic adventure to save the world from plastic pollution. together, we can make a difference and have a blast doing it!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Factions, Minecraft, PvP, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2085	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	640965
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

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