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Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Crops Grown:	4269	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

LatinaPillCraft: The Only Server Where You’ll Want to Take the LatinaPill!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the craziest Minecraft server around? Well, strap in and hold on tight because things are about to get loco!

Join our server and experience the Latinapill – a mystical item that will transport you to a world filled with dancing llamas, taco-eating zombies, and piñata explosions! Don’t worry, we have plenty of sombreros to go around.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret dungeon guarded by a mariachi band of skeletons. If you can defeat them in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted burrito that grants you unlimited enchilada power!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your maracas and join us on the most caliente Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, once you’ve taken the Latinapill, you’ll never want to leave! Ole! 🌮💃🏻🎉

Crafting Memes: Where Even Minecraft Agrees with Tumblr

Agrees, blogging, Community, Content Creation, Crafting, digital platforms, discussions, humor, internet culture, internet debates, memes, Minecraft, online communities, online discourse, Opinions, Perspectives, relatable, social commentary, social media, trends, tumblr, validation, viral content

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	4527
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Runes Activated:	3

Do you ever feel like your Minecraft experience is just missing that extra sprinkle of chaos and hilarity? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your meme-loving, troll-mastering, and derp-tastic needs!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm sharp). Our community is filled with quirky characters who love to pull pranks, build ridiculous structures, and have epic dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers hang out and trade rare items for enchanted cookies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our server mascot is a dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Need we say more?

Crafty McCraftface: ‘Lower your tone’ Edition

Communication, compassion, Crafty, Edition, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, grace, growth, humility, Kindness, lower your tone, Maturity, McCraftface, mindfulness, Never forget, patience, Reflection, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Tone, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	45
Zombie Dances:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava-filled caves and zombie-infested tunnels. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember one thing: never forget the sheer awesomeness that awaits you on our server.

FateCraft – Where your Minecraft world collides with Fate/Grand Order NA General! Join us now!

Chaldea Broadcasting Station, collaboration event, collides, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateCraft, FateGrand, FGO Event Compendium, Floating Island of Innocents, Future Materials, Future Quartz, general, Hai Ba Trung, Interlude Timeline, Join, Learning with Manga, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Order, Pickup Summon, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Water Monsters Crisis, world

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2615	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gods Slained:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Chaldea Broadcasting Station? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and wildest stories that will make you question reality itself.

Ever wanted to fight water monsters on a floating island of innocents? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the Water Monsters Crisis and show those monsters who’s boss.

Summon your favorite characters from Fate/Grand Order Collaboration Event and unleash their powers on your enemies. With our insane summoning rates, you’ll have a team of unstoppable warriors in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden quests, secret loot, and epic battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Emeralds Found:	8049	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies. Why? Because on our server, pigs are the ultimate warriors and zombies are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a dance partner.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure chests hidden around the map that are guarded by evil chickens with laser eyes. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a pet dragon (just don’t let it set your house on fire).

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and planting crops, come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pig vs zombie dance-off someday!

YuriCraft: Where Minecraft meets anime in the most unexpected ways!

Anime, Authors, Cute girls, Diversity, Entertainment, gender, hetshits, humor, inclusion, JOKE, LGBTQ, love, maleshits, Media, meets, Minecraft, relationships, representation, Sexuality, Stereotypes, Studios, unexpected, Ways, yuri season, YuriCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server of all time! We don’t just build blocks, we build friendships and yuri relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with cute girls, hilarious antics, and maybe even a few male and hetshits thrown in for good measure (but don’t worry, we’ll keep them in line). Our server is so yuri-filled that people are calling it yuri season all year round! So why settle for boring old servers when you can join us for a crazy adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning why yuri is always such a massive joke in the best way possible. Come join us and see what all the hype is about!

BroCraft: Where You Can Complain All You Want and Still Have a Good Time

1. People always say, brocraft, Complain, Good, Time

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of the real world where everything is hanging by a thread and nothing is guaranteed? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your house and car will never disappear, no matter how long you’re gone for! Your job on the server will solely depend on how well you mine those diamonds and slay those creepers. And don’t worry about fake friends or girlfriends, because on our server, everyone’s love and friendship is as solid as a block of obsidian. Say goodbye to the uncertainties of the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where everything is as stable as a perfectly crafted redstone contraption. Join us now and escape the chaos of reality!

Creepin’Craft: Anonymous’ Thursday Adventure

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Towns Built:	7

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to experience a server that is out of this world? Literally! Join our server and you might just have a close encounter of the blocky kind.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a glowing orange object appears in the sky. Next thing you know, you’re transported to a whole new dimension filled with alien mobs and futuristic technology.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mysterious portals that lead to different realms where you can battle dragons, explore ancient ruins, and even ride on the back of a unicorn.

So if you’re ready for an adventure unlike any other, come join us and see what really happened to that player who saw the glowing orange object in the sky. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

– “Holy Creepers” – “Blocky Temple” – “Redstone Crusade” – “Creeper’s Holy Land” – “Piggy Pilgrimage” – “Diamonds of Zion” – “Holy Waterfalls” – “Jerusalem Crafted”

Ancient, blocky, Capital, Christianity, Conflict, crafted, CREEPERS, CRUSADE, diamonds, Diversity, Dome of the Rock, History, HOLY, Holy City, Islam, Israel, jerusalem, judaism, Land, MIDDLE EAST, Old City, Peace, Piggy, pilgrimage, Redstone, Religious, Sacred, Temple, Unity, Waterfalls, Western Wall, Zion

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Votes:	7435

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the craziest, most epic server you’ll ever experience – JERUSALEM!

Join us on a wild adventure through the Holy Land, where you can battle creepers in the Wailing Wall, mine for diamonds in the Dead Sea, and build your own epic temple in the heart of the city!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden in the Garden of Gethsemane that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join JERUSALEM now for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Peeved Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2401
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of wimminz decided to take over our server and pee on all the players. Yes, you read that right. They peed on everyone and turned the whole server into a golden shower extravaganza. But fear not, because we have the best anti-wimminz pee protection in the business!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging wimminz pee while building the most epic creations you can imagine. Who knows, you might even become the pee dodging champion of the server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the golden showers begin!