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Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Emeralds Found:	8433	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4923	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

KurskCraft: Corruption Chaos & Creepers

Accountability, audio leak, Chaos, Corruption, corruption scandal, CREEPERS, Government, government corruption, international relations, investigation, Kursk region, KurskCraft, leaked audio, Official, political turmoil, Politics, russia ukraine conflict, Russian, scandal, transparency, Ukrainian advance, whistleblowing

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	266	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9658
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE A WILD RIDE IN A ROLLERCOASTER MADE OF CHEESE! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE TO DUBSTEP MUSIC!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE YOU CAN BREW POTIONS THAT TURN YOU INTO A GIANT CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A HIDDEN TREASURE CHEST FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD THAT ONLY APPEARS ONCE A MONTH DURING A FULL MOON!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER! YOU WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS YOU’RE ALLERGIC TO FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

NFTCraft: Where AI Art Meets Minecraft

AI generated images, art, Authenticity, Blockchain, creativity, current, digital art, fad, fake art, fake value, FLOODED, Infinite, Lucky, market, meets, Minecraft, nft, NFTcraft, originality, overlap, recent, Technology, trend, value proposition

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk. our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode. we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples.

rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, trolling players and building epic structures. you never know when he might appear behind you, ready to give you a heart attack.

we have a custom plugin that turns all the zombies into dancing disco zombies, grooving to the beat of the music. it’s a sight to behold, trust us.

if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll always find diamonds in the first block you mine.

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

Silvermons: Where Pixels Become Monstrously Fun with Progression System & Endgame Shenanigans!

1.16.5, Battletower, CasualPlayers, ChampionsGauntlet, CompetitivePlayers, Curseforge, CustomLevelCap, Elite4, Endgame, Friendlycommunity, Fun, Gyms, Minecraftserver, Modded, Moddedserver, modpacks, Monstrously, Non-PayToWin, PixelmonModpack, Pixelmonreforged, pixels, PlayerGymSystem, Progression, RankProgression, ServerIP, Shenanigans, Silvermons, System

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Crops Grown:	1189	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Silvermons Overview
Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more! Server IP: play.silvermons.com We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

Silvermons Overview

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes our exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server has content for players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

Server IP: play.silvermons.com
We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5
Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Silvermons a pay-to-win server?	No, Silvermons prides itself on being a non pay-to-win server where all players have equal opportunities to progress and succeed.
What features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons offers a custom level cap and rank progression system, exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!
What version of Minecraft and Pixelmon is Silvermons running?	Silvermons is running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to play.silvermons.com in the Minecraft multiplayer server list.

CompensatedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	5376
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the queen of compensated dating reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creepers, and scandalous love affairs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the queen of compensated dating once traded a stack of emeralds for a date with a zombie villager. And let’s just say, things got pretty steamy in the Nether portal that night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Dating Show. Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of outrageous challenges, all while trying to avoid getting roasted by its fiery breath.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience all the drama, romance, and adventure that only the queen of compensated dating can provide. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

/SMOE/ Minecraft SMP – StrongestManOnEarthDay2

Circus Dumbbell for reps, comeback attempts, competition updates, Day 2, event recap, Fingals Fingers, hafthor bjornsson, Hafthor’s events, Hooper’s form, intense competition, leaderboard standings, Minecraft, Mitchell Hooper, official thread, Power medley, Power Stairs, SMOE, smp, Squat for reps, stone lifting, strength athletes, Strength sports, Strongest Man on Earth, StrongestManOnEarthDay2, strongman competition, Tom Stoltman

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Hey there fellow gamers, welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we take things to the next level! Today’s agenda includes: squatting for reps (because who needs leg day at the gym when you can do it in Minecraft), a power medley (we’re talking lifting virtual weights like a boss), circus dumbbell for reps (because regular dumbbells are too mainstream), and Fingals Fingers into Power Stairs (sounds intense, right?).

Rumor has it that Hafthor Bjornsson and Mitchell Hooper are dominating the competition, but who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Maybe someone will accidentally build a house out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff – anything is possible in our wacky world.

And let’s not forget about the underdogs like Tom Stoltman who are determined to climb their way to the top, even if it means facing off against virtual giants. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

ConeThiefCraft

busy roads, Caught, childish, ConeThiefCraft, consequences, convenience, disabled, Elderly, free parking, immature, Mature, Neighbour, parking restrictions, parking space, Replacement, reserve, shopping bags, STAKES, stealing, traffic cone, tricky parking

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	3457	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

CosmicCraft Minecraft Server

Aerospace Forces, Armed Forces, combat troops, CosmicCraft, Defense, deployment, INFANTRY, Kursk Oblast, Military, Military operations, military personnel, military readiness, military resources, military strategy, military tactics, military training, Minecraft, national security, personnel shortages, russia, russia military, Russian army, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

so, like, u ever wanna play minecraft but also feel like u in a war zone? well, do i have the server for u! imagine this: russia deploying their aerospace forces as infantry in kursk oblast cuz they ran outta people. like, who even thinks of that?? but on this server, anything is possible! u can be fighting off creepers with a freakin’ jet fighter, how cool is that?? join now for the most insane minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

KurskCraft: Defend & Conquer

border control, Conflict Resolution, Conquer, crisis management., DEFEND, defensive strategy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign affairs, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military intervention, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, Political unrest, russia, security measures, territorial disputes, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE 5,000 TROOPS FROM RUSSIA DEFENDING KURSK OBLAST AGAINST UKRAINIAN OFFENSIVE!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE NUCLEAR BOMBS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE!

JOIN US AND HELP DEFEND KURSK OBLAST FROM THE EVIL UKRAINIANS, OR JOIN THEM AND TRY TO TAKE OVER THE MINECRAFT WORLD!

WE ALSO HAVE A GIANT BEAR BOSS THAT DROPS VODKA AND MATRYOSHKA DOLLS WHEN YOU DEFEAT HIM!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER THIS SIDE OF THE URALS!

BirdFeetNotOP

animal anatomy, animal safety, Animals, avian, biology, bird anatomy, bird behavior, bird characteristics, bird feet, bird safety, BirdFeetNotOP, conductive, electricity, feathers, LUCK, Lucky, Nature, non-conductive, Safety, Science, wildlife

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Star Shards Collected:	249
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

join our epic minecraft server where bird feet are not conductive and you can ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. come build a castle made entirely of cheese and watch as the villagers worship you as their cheese god. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Oops! Did Someone Say Grand Finale Event? Come Join Minearchy for Some 1.21 Fun!

AUGUST, Bloodmoon, Challenges, Chaos, Corrupted Mobs Spawn, countdown schedule, Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines, Epic, Event, Events, Finale, Flymode Enabled, Fun, GRAND, Join, Launch, MEGA END BATTLE, Minearchy, minecraft server, new smp, Oops, Random Drops, Skills, smp, SMP RELEASE DAY, Surprises, Tomes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	451	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Emeralds Found:	9887	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4


Get ready for a week of epic chaos as we countdown to the launch of our new SMP on August 30th! Each day brings new surprises and challenges that will test your skills and shake up the server.

Countdown Schedule:

📜 August 23rd (Friday): TOMES
⚔️ August 24th (Saturday): Custom Gear, Enchants & Machines
🏹 August 25th (Sunday): MEGA END BATTLE
🌕 August 26th (Monday): BloodMoon
🧟 August 27th (Tuesday): Corrupted Mobs Spawn
🎁 August 28th (Wednesday): Random Drops
✈️ August 29th (Thursday): Flymode Enabled
🚀 August 30th (Friday): SMP RELEASE DAY

IP: Java: play.minearchy.com Bedrock: bedrock.minearchy.com Port 19132

FAQ

What is the Grand Finale Chaos Event?

The Grand Finale Chaos Event is a week-long event leading up to the launch of the new SMP server on August 30th. Each day will feature different challenges and surprises to keep players engaged and excited.

How do I participate in the Chaos Event?

To participate in the Chaos Event, simply log in to the server each day to see what new challenges await. Be prepared for anything as the server gets shaken up with new surprises.

What is the SMP Release Date?

The SMP Release Date is set for August 30th. On this day, the new SMP server will officially launch, giving players a fresh start and new adventures to embark on.

What IP do I use to join the server?

For Java players, use play.minearchy.com. For Bedrock players, use bedrock.minearchy.com with Port 19132.