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Yagoo’s Minecraft SMP: Hire her already

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

Join us if you want to ride on the back of a llama while battling a horde of evil villagers, or if you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT” competition. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

WindowPokeRageCraft

Boundaries, creepy behavior, home intrusion, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate social interaction, nap time interruption, neighborhood etiquette, passive aggressive, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy violation, social awkwardness, social norms, stranger danger, stranger interaction, unexpected encounters, unexpected visitors, unwarranted intrusion, unwelcome guests, window peeping, WindowPokeRageCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Void Armor Forged:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of creepy middle-aged women peeping through your window while you nap on the sofa? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where strangers think it’s okay to invade your personal space.

On our server, you can build a fortress with impenetrable walls to keep out any unwanted visitors, like that nosy neighbor who just won’t take a hint. You can even create a virtual version of yourself to yell at them for being creepy – without actually having to confront them in real life!

So come join us on our server, where the only peeping toms you’ll encounter are the cute little animals wandering around in the pixelated forests. Say goodbye to real-life creepiness and hello to a world where you’re in control!

DarkTimesMC SMP

coping mechanisms, darkest period, DarkTimesMC, Gratitude, growth, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming challenges, perseverance, positive mindset, positivity, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, surrounded by creepy mobs and no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day!

Join us and experience a world where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon has been tamed and now helps players build their dream bases.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours. From a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot to a dancing chicken who moonwalks whenever someone finds a rare ore, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let Minecraft be the light at the end of your darkest tunnel. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world filled with laughter and adventure?

MineCraftMoodBoosters

coping mechanisms, distractions, Emotional support, emotional well being, Exercise, hobbies, journaling, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftMoodBoosters, music therapy, positive affirmations, relaxation techniques, Sadness, seeking help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care routine, talking it out, Therapy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Towns Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of crying into your pillow whenever you’re feeling down? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your sadness melt away as you build a virtual empire of happiness and rainbows! Our server is equipped with magical unicorns that will grant you wishes, a secret underground disco party where you can dance away your troubles, and a hot tub filled with chocolate pudding for ultimate relaxation. So say goodbye to sadness and hello to endless laughter and fun on our server!

CraftyCommies

#covert operations, arrested, BETRAYAL, China, CraftyCommies, Espionage, Espionage Ring, espionage tactics, foreign relations, intelligence, investigation, Jails, national security, political scandal, Prison, seduced by money, SPIES, Surveillance, taiwan, undercover, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

TSA Pat Down Simulator

airport adventures, airport anecdotes, airport experiences, airport frustrations, airport humor, airport inconveniences, airport mishaps, airport screening, airport security, airport security measures, airport stories, balls of steel, embarrassing moments, Metal detector, Pat, pat down, personal space invasion, security checkpoint, SIMULATOR, travel woes, TSA, TSA scanner, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Emeralds Found:	1711
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3341	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Crops Grown:	6148
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

“hey u, yeah u! want to join a minecraft server that will make u forget all about ur balls of steel? well, come on down to our server where we have the craziest adventures waiting for u!

imagine this: u spawn in and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start singing show tunes and leading u on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword.

but wait, there’s more! u stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas in tuxedos playing poker with creepers. they invite u to join in and before u know it, u are the reigning champion of llama poker night.

oh, and did i mention the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a dance-off? yeah, that’s a thing too.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, totally bananas minecraft adventures of ur life! ur balls of steel will thank u later.”

MitochondriaBrainFling

brain cells, brain function, brain health, cell biology, cellular biology, cellular communication, cellular health, Dna, genetics, Mitochondria, MitochondriaBrainFling, mitochondrial DNA, Mitochondrial Evolution, Mitochondrial function, Mitochondrial Genetics, Mitochondrial Research, Mitochondrial transfer, neurology, research, Science

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

hey u! do u like minecraft? well this server is the bomb diggity! u know why? because mitochondria are flinging their dna into our brain cells! like, what even is that?! but it’s happening on our server and it’s wild! join us for a crazy adventure where u never know what’s gonna happen next! build, explore, and maybe even discover the secrets of the universe! so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Fermium MC: Infinite Blocks, Limited Brain Cells! Come survive with us in style!

Bedwars, blocks, Brain, cells, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Fermium, Hardcore, Infinite, LIMITED, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Style, SURVIVE, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Fermium MC Survival Server Overview
Server Name	Fermium MC Survival
Server IP	play.fermium-mc.fun
Community Size	Around 10 players

Server Features
– Chest sorting with ChestSort mod
– Filtered hoppers for sorting systems
– Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools
– Upgradable spawners and hoppers
– 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools

Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join the Fermium MC Survival server?

To join, simply use the server IP: play.fermium-mc.fun

What mods are available on the server?

The server features ChestSort for chest sorting, Filtered hoppers for sorting systems, and a Tool Leveling system for enhanced tools.

How do I upgrade my spawners and hoppers?

You can upgrade your spawners and hoppers on the server using in-game currency or resources.

Can I use custom armor and tools on the server?

Yes, the server offers 20 new ore tiers, custom armor, and tools based on Terraria ores.

DurararaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anri Sonohara, Celty Sturluson, Dollars gang, dullahan, Durarara!, DurararaCraft, headless woman, ikebukuro, Izaya Orihara, Japanese light novel series, Masaomi Kida, Mikado Ryuugamine, Minecraft, Mystery, Ryohgo Narita, Selty’s head, Server, Shinra Kishitani, Shizuo Heiwajima, Supernatural, urban fantasy, Urban Legends

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Ores Mined:	3657	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can find a headless woman wandering around the spawn area! Join us for the chance to witness this rare and mysterious sight, and maybe even help her find her missing head (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks instead of leaves. Imagine the riches you could gather just by taking a stroll through the woods! Just watch out for the enchanted skeletons who guard the treasure with their life (literally, they respawn every time you defeat them).

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take a trip to the Nether? Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the only way to survive is by building a house out of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild adventure!

So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Bandai Card Games Fest, CS Mod Details, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon comic award, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, EN Reference Book, Gomamon, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji lottery, Liberator, LM-04, Look Up Piyomon, Lost Evolution, madness, Minecraft, MineSMP, smp, Terriermon

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we have Digimon-themed builds and adventures that will blow your mind!

Imagine building your own Digimon village with your friends, battling against evil Digimon bosses, and even taming your own digital monsters to fight by your side. And guess what? Our server is so advanced, we even have a Digimon card game mini-game that you can play with other players!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate Digimon master! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, you might even run into Terriermon himself roaming around the server. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some Digimon madness!

RoommateRaunch Minecraft Server

aita, Alone Time, ANNOYING, asparagus, CONSTANT, ecstasy, eggplants, fed up, funny, genitalia, grocery shopping, humor, ignore, Leave, Minecraft, mushrooms, relationship, rhyme, roommate, RoommateRaunch, Server, sexual jokes, VEGETABLES, Yelling

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring grocery shopping trips turning into a vegetable-themed stand-up comedy show? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with asparagus antics, mushroom madness, and eggplant escapades! Our community is full of players who love to turn everyday tasks into hilarious adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a rhyme battle over the best way to cook a carrot! So come on down and join us for a veggie-filled extravaganza like no other. Just remember, leave the ecstasy jokes at home – we’re all about family-friendly fun here!