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RetroCraft: $XX Memories

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Villages Defended:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mines Excavated:	4530	Enchantments Applied:	123
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of paying outrageous prices for virtual blocks in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server offers blocks at prices so low, you’ll think you’ve traveled back in time to when they were only XX$!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Block Bandit, a sneaky player who steals blocks from unsuspecting builders and leaves behind hilarious pranks in their place. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Block Bandit and reclaim your stolen blocks!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hidden deep within the mines. Dance the night away with your fellow players while dodging creepers and zombies – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure rumored to be buried somewhere in the world… but beware, it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats!

LuhanskMeatGrinder Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Void Armor Forged:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

LOL come join our minecraft server where we have syrian mercenaries fighting in a meat grinder HAHAHA. it’s like a battle royale but with minecraft blocks and crazy russian tactics. you’ll be dodging bullets and building shelters while trying to survive the chaos. join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

so like, u gotta join our amazin minecraft server, cuz like, zelenskyy himself announced that our server has the STRONGEST military content everrrr in his victory plan!! like, u can build tanks and helicopters and wage epic battles with other players!! it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft, so like, way more fun and less dangerous, ya know? join now and be a part of zelenskyy’s ultimate victory plan!! it’s gonna be lit, fam!! 🚀🔥🎮

Octopus Stomach Crawl

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of having an octopus crawl into your stomach without hurting you! it’s like a free massage from the inside out, plus you’ll have a new best friend for life. who needs a pet dog when you can have a stomach octopus? come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on our server. we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again!

Panic BuyCraft: Evolutionary Game

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8535	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

so, like, u ever wondered why u feel the urge to buy all the toilet paper when there’s a pandemic? well, on our minecraft server, we explore the wacky world of panic buying in a way that will blow ur mind. we have this crazy game based on prospect theory where u gotta make decisions that will either save ur virtual life or leave u stranded without any diamonds. it’s like survival mode on steroids, bro. join us if u wanna see how ur brain works when u’re freaking out about running out of supplies. plus, we have a secret level where u can fight off zombie shoppers in a grocery store. it’s wild, man. come check it out and unlock the mysteries of panic buying in the age of covid-19. it’s a trip, i swear.

DeekzSMP

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Crates, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, KitPvP, Minigames, Mining, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, Quests, Realms, Roleplay, Support, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

DeekzSMP is a high quality survival economy server with crates opening and much more.Want to join the fun?Join play.deekzsmp.xyz now!Supportive and friendly community awaits you!

play.deekzsmp.xyz:25619

Novidium Skyblock: Where chests sell themselves and pigs fly!

balance, Cactus, chests, Dirt, Economy, Farming, Fly, ISLAND, Items, Leaderboards, Nostalgia, Novidium, Pigs, player-to-player, Plugins, Quests, Rarity, RICHEST, sand, Sell, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Trading, UI, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	110
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Server Name	Novidium
IP	play.novidium.net
Overview	Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build islands, complete challenges, and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to bring back the nostalgia of older skyblock servers with a balance between traditional and modern features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of challenges can players expect on Novidium?	Players can complete challenges such as obtaining 64 sugar cane to earn rewards like dirt or sand. These challenges provide a purpose to farming items and make certain items rare but not limited in supply.
How does the player economy work on Novidium?	There are no admin shops on the server; all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build their own shops on their islands using chests and signs to facilitate transactions.
What are the main features of Novidium?	The server focuses on challenges, player-to-player economy, and leaderboards. There are leaderboard for the richest players and the highest level islands based on block rarity and quantity.
Is Novidium suitable for all types of players?	The server may not appeal to everyone, but it offers a unique and balanced skyblock experience that combines elements of classic and modern gameplay.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Space Cadet – Minecraft SMP

AI Guides, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, booru, Cadet, Cheating, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Editing Tutorials, genshin impact, Minecraft, NovelAI, Official BLACKED Clothing, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Space, Templates, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	217	Buildings Constructed:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Mines Excavated:	3633
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Our Cheating Edition is all about pushing the boundaries and breaking the rules in the most hilarious ways possible.

Join us for Whiteboy Denial Week where you can save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the 1st to the 8th of every month! Share your progress, edge count, and see who can hold out the longest.

But that’s not all, we have the most advanced AI everyone is using – NovelAI V.3 for just $25 a month for unlimited gens. Use it to create the most outrageous stories and scenarios in the game.

And don’t forget about our BLACKED Modding, where you can turn Genshin Impact and Zenless Zone Zero into a whole new experience.

Plus, we have official BLACKED clothing, a dedicated Booru for all your creations, a BNWO Dictionary for all your wild terms, and even a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for those who want to push the limits even further.

Join us on this wild ride and see just how far you can go in the most insane Minecraft SMP server out there!

CraftyHubbyCutback

balance, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHubbyCutback, Discord, family, financial responsibility, Gaming, hobbies, Marriage, Priorities, quality time, relationships, self-care, socialization, Support, Time management, Understanding, video games

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Are you tired of your spouse spending more time with their virtual friends than with you? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee that your significant other will be too busy building pixelated castles to even think about chatting with strangers online!

Our server is so addictive that your husband will forget all about rewriting movies and chatting on discord. Instead, he’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers to even remember the existence of his phone game alliance.

Plus, we have a strict rule against encouraging unnecessary purchases like a ps5. Instead, we encourage our players to spend quality time with their loved ones (or at least their Minecraft buddies).

So join our server now and save your marriage from the clutches of virtual friendships and late-night chats. Who needs discord drama when you can have blocky adventures with your spouse?