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BrainCellzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

brain cells, BrainCellzGoneWild, California dreamin’, Career Growth, city life, creativity, cultural diversity, driven individuals, entrepreneurial spirit, high cost of living, Innovation Hub, intellectual giants, intelligent people, Minecraft, movers and shakers, networking, opportunity, san francisco, smp, startup ecosystem, tech industry, urban lifestyle, West Coast vibes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4901
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, it’s time to pack your bags and move to our server, where only the most intellectual giants reside. In our supercluster of brainiacs, you’ll find the most driven and intelligent players in the world.

Join us in San Francisco (not the real one, of course) and be part of a community where even the sheep have PhDs. Build epic structures with fellow geniuses, engage in intense debates about the best mining techniques, and participate in scholarly discussions about the most efficient ways to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Don’t waste your time with mediocre servers when you could be surrounded by the best of the best. So grab your diamond pickaxe and join us in San Francisco, where the only limit is your IQ level.

GrieferGoneAWOL

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Confrontation, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, GrieferGoneAWOL, Guilt, Infidelity, leaving without explanation, long distance relationships, Manipulation, marriage problems, moving on, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, self worth, toxic relationships, trust issues

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Crops Grown:	4102
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and revenge! Just like this player’s husband, you never know what kind of scandalous drama will unfold next.

Witness crazy plot twists, like finding out your in-game partner has been building secret bases with other players behind your back. Or maybe uncovering a scandal where someone stole all the diamonds from the communal chest.

Join now for a thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Just remember, trust no one and always keep your pickaxe close.

Blocky Bed Bounce

Bed.., better than expected, blocky, bounce, Connection, discovery, EXCITEMENT, experimentation, fulfillment, Intimacy, INTIMATE, new experiences, Passion, Pleasure, satisfaction, sex position, sexual exploration, Surprise, Surprising, unexpected

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We promise you’ll have more fun than you ever thought possible, just like that one sex position that turned out to be better than expected (wink wink).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss

2022, Australian, Australian economy, Billions, cost, covid, economic productivity, Economy, gdp, gross domestic product, growth, HOURS, long covid, long tail tags, lost work hours, MineCraftyCOVIDEconLoss, productivity, real, research

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6930	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna cure long COVID or sumthin’. Like, seriously, we got magical blocks that’ll heal ya right up and make ya feel like a million diamonds. Plus, we got a secret potion that’ll make ya build like a pro, no joke.

Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure ever! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft server that’ll make ya forget all about those lost work hours and economic productivity? Let’s build a world where long COVID is just a myth and fun is the only currency that matters. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where even the mop has a backstory!

application, backstory, balanced rules, CLOSET, Community, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, DrugPlugin, Dynmap, Events, Fantasy Nations, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Moderators, mop, new players, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, Roleplay, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Mines Excavated:	1234
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Janitor’s Closet SMP Overview:

Description
The Janitor’s Closet SMP is a WorldBuilding/Geopolitical server where players create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, events, and more. It aims to create a tightly knit community with balanced rules and moderators.
The server is set in version 1.21 with a new world, offering opportunities for new players to join and build their ideas.
Some plugins on the server include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, DrugPlugin, CustomMusicDiscs, and more to enhance gameplay and roleplay.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to show you are a good fit for the server.
What can I expect from the server in terms of gameplay?	You can create fantasy nations, engage in diplomacy, war, player made events, and more. Various quality of life plugins are also available.
Is there a Discord server for Janitor’s Closet SMP?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/AuvNQqsQZj

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

83230502, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5432
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our admin team consists of real-life wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as your wish is for more diamonds, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists along the way.

AmeliaCraft SMP – The Detective’s Den

adorable, Amelia Watson, AmeliaCraft, Anime, appreciation thread, Community, cute, Den, detective, DETECTIVES, dorky, Entertainment, FANART, funny, Gaming, hololive, Livestream, smp, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, wonderful detective

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, adventure, and plenty of shenanigans.

Are you a fan of detective work? Well, you’re in luck because our resident detective, Amelia Watson, will be leading the charge in solving all the mysteries of our server. From missing diamonds to stolen cake, nothing gets past this Sherlock Holmes wannabe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that Amelia once found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head down there.

So come join us on this wacky journey and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this Minecraft SMP!

MijaCraft: Where’s My Title?

boyfriend’s family, Communication, Cultural differences, endearment, family dynamics, feelings, Insecurity, interracial relationship, Jealousy, language barrier, long term relationship, Mija, MijaCraft, misunderstandings, Nickname, outcast, potential daughter-in-law, relationships, Respect, Spanish, Title, Wheres, White

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Buildings Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9498	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and languages…except for when it comes to giving nicknames! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this player’s story about not being called “mija” by her boyfriend’s family.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out because you don’t speak fluent Spanish or because you haven’t shared a child with your in-game partner. But watch out, because jealousy, insecurity, and outcast vibes may still creep up on you when you least expect it!

Join us for a chance to explore the depths of family dynamics and respect issues, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs a nickname like “mija” when you can carve out your own unique identity in our crazy Minecraft world?

So come on, don’t be an ungrateful player like the OP in this story. Join our server today and show us what you’re made of! And remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyLifeBalance

balance, CraftyLifeBalance, emotional intelligence, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, health, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, physical activity, positive mindset, purpose, relationships, self-care, Social Connections, Stress Management, Time management, well-being, work-life balance

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Animals Bred:	79
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old grind? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up and bring some excitement into your virtual life!

Join our server and experience a world like no other, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun!

Looking for a balanced life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine for diamonds by day and party with villagers by night. Who needs therapy when you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fulfilling Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob, in which case, good luck surviving the chaos!

DroughtCraft: Feed the Hungry!

Africa, aid, Assistance, climate change, Crisis, disaster relief, Donations, drought, DroughtCraft, emergency response, famine, Feed, food shortages, fundraising, humanitarian assistance, Hunger, Hungry, international appeal, natural disaster, POVERTY, Southern Africa, struggling communities, Support

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more food than southern africa lol! we got so much food you’ll never go hungry, unless you forget to eat in real life lol! we got so many diamonds you’ll be bling blingin’ like a rapper!

we got so many players, it’s like a party in here 24/7! we got so many animals you’ll think you’re in a zoo! we got so many villages you’ll never be lonely, unless you’re a hermit lol!

we got so many epic builds, you’ll think you’re in a dream! we got so many mods, you’ll think you’re in a different dimension! we got so many surprises, you’ll think you’re on a rollercoaster!

join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever! we promise you’ll never be bored, unless you’re a block of dirt lol!