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DesireCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous game, Anons, ARMS, Beach, childish glee, Cook, Creative, Dance, Degenerates, DesireCraft, Desires, family, Fire, forest trails, Frustrations, ideal girl, JOKE, Minecraft, mundane, normies, Overcome, Pain, pipe dream, psychos, Server, sing, Smile, Soul, stressful, summer night, Survivalists, unfairness, winter night

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2113	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of playing on boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your wildest dreams!

Join our server and find your soulmate in the form of the perfect Minecraft partner. Together, you’ll conquer any challenge, slay any dragon, and build the most epic structures the blocky world has ever seen. Life may be tough outside of the game, but with your Minecraft soulmate by your side, nothing can bring you down!

Imagine walking hand in hand with your Minecraft love on a virtual beach, dancing in the moonlight and splashing in the waves. Or maybe you’ll explore the pixelated forests together, pretending to survive in a post-apocalyptic world. The possibilities are endless and the adventures are bound to be hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a love story like no other, where even the most mundane tasks become ridiculously creative and fun. Leave behind the normies, psychos, and degenerates of the real world, and immerse yourself in a world where love and laughter reign supreme. Don’t miss out on the chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and live out your wildest fantasies in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fans, controversy, CraftyCreeperz, cuckdom, discussion, ETERNAL, forum, Gaming, internet culture, Internet meme, japanese anime, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, Server, social media, V, video games, viral

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! It’s like one of those crazy Japanese animes, but in Minecraft form! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find your own kawaii waifu or husbando along the way. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the power of friendship and be able to summon a magical girl to fight by your side. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most anime-tastic Minecraft server out there!

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem Server

Boundaries, Burnout, childcare, Communication, Conflict, emotional outburst, england, Exams, family, financial support, Guilt, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mommas, neglect, overwhelmed, parenting, Pregnancy, responsibilities, School, Server, Siblings, stress, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the responsibilities of looking after siblings, because here, the only thing you’ll be looking after is your virtual farm full of pixelated cows and chickens. No more being called “mummy” by your little brother – unless, of course, you choose to roleplay as a Minecraft parent!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with parents who decide to have another baby without considering the consequences. Instead of worrying about financial support and food for your siblings, you can focus on building the most epic castle in all of Minecraft land.

So come join us and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that shiny new sword. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with fellow gamers who understand the struggle of being a Minecraft caretaker? See you in the game!

ChunkCraft: WeightyBanter

body image, Canadian province, ChunkCraft, Communication, compassion, denial, emergency contraceptive, friendship, Group Chat, health, hurt feelings, insurance, misunderstanding, pharmacy, plan B, Prescription, reproductive rights, self-conscious, sensitivity, Support, weight, WeightyBanter

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	417250
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this pharmacy drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of trying to navigate the complexities of weight-based emergency contraception prescriptions in a virtual world.

Not only will you have the opportunity to save your friends from awkward pharmacy encounters, but you’ll also be able to battle giant mobs that represent the weight disparities in plan B effectiveness. Will you be able to strategize and come out on top?

Plus, our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will keep you on your toes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a magical potion that can solve all your weight-related problems in one fell swoop.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to conquer the pharmacy drama and emerge victorious in the world of Minecraft!

BlockWars: CeasefireCraft

blockwars, Ceasefire, CeasefireCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, framework agreement, gaza, Hamas, hostage deal, international relations, Israel, Israeli source, mediation, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace process, peace talks, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Truce

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8127
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. we got crazier stuff happening than Israel and Hamas trying to make a deal, dude. like, you won’t even believe the shenanigans that go down here.

join us if you wanna see pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. we got villagers trading diamonds for dirt and chickens laying golden eggs. it’s a total circus, man.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a player. we got your back, bro. we’ll help you build the most epic castle or prank your friends with a TNT surprise.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft history together. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret treasure hidden in the spawn area? yeah, good luck finding it, though. it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves wearing diamond armor. no biggie.

CreeperCannibals

anthropophagy, cannibals, Consumption, controversial, CreeperCannibals, cultural norms, dark humor, eating habits, Ethics, existentialism, food choices, humans, Identity, introspection, morality, philosophy, satire, self reflection, societal critique, society, Thought-provoking

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Votes:	5408
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Secret Passages Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF YOU WANNA BE A CANNIBAL HUMAN HAHAHA. WE EATIN’ GOOD TONIGHT, FOLKS! COME JOIN US FOR SOME CREEPY FUN AND DELICIOUS MEALS. WE GOT A SECRET RECIPE BOOK FULL OF HUMAN DISHES, YUM YUM. DON’T BE A CHICKEN, BE A HUMAN EATER! SEE YOU THERE, CANNIBAL CREW! 🍖🔪🤪

ZombieTube Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	609506
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing deadlier than the mobs are the players themselves! Join us for a thrilling adventure inspired by the twisted minds behind Tomodachi Game and Tall + Short – it’s Dead Tube Minecraft edition!

Plot twist: Instead of building epic structures and surviving against the elements, you’ll be thrown into a deadly game of filming nonstop for two days straight. Just like Tomohiro Machiya, you’ll witness some crazy stuff happening around you – and you’ll have to film it all or face the consequences!

But wait, there’s more! As you delve deeper into the world of Dead Tube Minecraft, you’ll find yourself entangled in a web of deceit, betrayal, and insane challenges. Can you survive the punishments for failing the contests? Can you outwit your fellow players and come out on top? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Dead Tube Minecraft – where the only rule is to keep filming, no matter what! Trust us, it’ll be a game you’ll never forget.

YankeeCraft Minecraft Server

America, American dream, citizenship, culture, Democracy, Diversity, equality, freedom, History, home of the brave, Identity, Justice, land of the free, melting pot, Minecraft, opportunity, patriotism, pride, red white and blue, Server, united states, VALUES, YankeeCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6473	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the American Dream on steroids! Join us and experience the land of the free and the home of the blocky, where you can build your own Statue of Liberty out of diamond blocks and ride a rollercoaster made entirely of fireworks!

On our server, America means unlimited possibilities and endless fun. Want to ride a llama dressed as Uncle Sam while shooting off fireworks? You can do that here! Want to build a replica of the White House and hold presidential elections with your friends? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM, but who’s counting?).

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and creative as you are? Where else can you find a server that celebrates the spirit of America in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible? Join us today and let freedom ring…along with the sound of exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Blocktopia: Mine for Survival!

blocktopia, coping strategies, good reason, Gratitude, Hope, inner strength, life purpose, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, motivation, perseverance, positive mindset, purpose, resilience, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, stay alive, support system, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Emeralds Found:	6953
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a reason to stay alive? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why waste your time in the real world when you can join us for epic adventures and endless fun? We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, more creepers than a bad horror movie, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always down for a good time. Want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn? Go for it! Feel like challenging a dragon to a dance-off? Why not! On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server rule, but who reads those anyway?).

So come on down and join us for the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs a reason to stay alive when you’ve got a Minecraft server this awesome to escape to?

Shrek vs. Shakespeare

animated film, animation, Classics, comedy, Donkey, DreamWorks, english literature, fairy tale, film, fiona, Literature, long tail tag, Mike Myers, Movie, PLAYS, playwright, Shakespeare, Shakespeare quotes, Shakespearean, shrek, Theater

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magic Items Found:	4848
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

come join our minecraft server if you want to understand the true meaning of life, like why people love shakespeare or why shrek is the ultimate meme lord. we have a secret underground library filled with shakespeare plays and shrek movie scripts for you to study. but beware, the library is guarded by a giant ogre who will only let you in if you can recite a sonnet while doing the macarena.

once you pass the ogre’s test, you will be granted access to our enchanted forest where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil witches with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the witches have a secret weapon – they can turn you into a talking donkey if you’re not careful.

if you survive the enchanted forest, you will reach the ultimate challenge: the dragon’s lair. here, you must defeat the dragon in a rap battle to prove your worthiness. if you win, you will be crowned the king of the server and have access to the legendary golden toilet.

so come join us on our minecraft server and embark on the most epic quest of your life. who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about shakespeare and shrek along the way.