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Differentiators SMP

#exciting, Active Playerbase, building, consentual-PVP, Differentiators SMP, discord server, minecraft adventure, minecraft server, minimum lag, New server, players 13+, powerful host, proximity chat, semi-active, semi-vanila experience, server ip, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Towns Built:	1
Votes:	3210	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	99	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

‼️If you are looking for a semi-vanila experience with teams, building, and consentual pvp, look no further! Hello, and Welcome to the Differentiators SMP. We are a very new server, looking for players preferably 13+. We are looking for players that are willing to be at least semi-active, and are looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure with proximity chat, and an active playerbase. In addition to this, we will be hosting on a very powerful host for minimum lag. Join The discord server to get more details, and the server ip! We’re looking forward to seeing you!

66.179.22.200

Daddy’s Minecraft Server

Bloodline, cherished, child, Daddys, DAUGHTER, daughterhood, family, Fatherhood, generation, girl, Kin, love, Minecraft, Motherhood, Offspring, Parent, Precious, relationship, relative, Server, sibling, Sisterhood, young woman

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join us on Someone’s Daughter server, where the mobs are as fierce as a mother protecting her child!

Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode! We have epic boss battles where you have to defeat a giant baby zombie riding a chicken. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons – one of them is literally a giant playpen filled with baby zombies armed with rattles!

But the real reason you should join Someone’s Daughter server is for the community. We have the friendliest players who will help you out in a pinch, whether you’re being chased by a horde of baby zombies or just need someone to share your cake with.

So come on down to Someone’s Daughter server, where the adventures are as crazy as a toddler on a sugar rush!

Thick Women Minecraft SMP

attraction, body type, Minecraft, personal preference, physical appearance, Preferences, sexual desire, sexual preferences, smp, Thick, thick body, thick women, thick women attraction, thick women desire, thick women fantasy, thick women fetish, thick women in bed, thick women in sex, thick women in your cunt, thick women preference, Women

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have thick women roaming around ready to spice up your gameplay! Imagine mining for resources and suddenly a curvy creeper comes up to you and gives you a wink before exploding – talk about a blast! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with thick women, crazy shenanigans, and of course, plenty of blocky fun!

NormBeGone Minecraft SMP

Behavior, CHANGE, conformity, constraints, culture, Eliminate, Expectations, Expression, freedom, Individuality, Liberation, Minecraft, nonconformity, NormBeGone, Rebellion, restrictions, rules, smp, social norms, society, Traditions, Unconventional

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old social norms getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our wacky SMP server! Join us and say goodbye to the social norm of wearing pants while playing Minecraft – because who needs pants when you’re building epic structures and battling creepers?

But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!

CraftyFamilySecret

behind closed doors, classified data, classified family information, concealed knowledge, confidential family matters, confidential information, covert revelations, CraftyFamilySecret, family history, family secret, hidden family truths, Hidden Truth, intimate revelations, mysterious family past, mysterious past, private family history, private matters, Secrets, undisclosed details, undisclosed family secrets, untold stories

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Votes:	5168

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where all the family secrets are revealed! Join us and uncover the scandalous tales of your fellow players’ families – from long-lost cousins to secret treasure stashes buried in the backyard. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re actually royalty or descended from a line of famous Minecraft builders! So come on over and join the fun – because on our server, the family drama never ends!

KishidaCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Japan, Japanese PM, Kishida, KishidaCraft, Leaders, media report, Meeting, Minecraft, News, Politics, Server, summit, top officials, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	7784
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where Japanese PM Kishida and Zelensky are gonna have a showdown in the virtual world! watch as they battle it out in pixelated glory, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere! who will come out on top? join now to witness the epicness unfold! also, we have free diamond armor for all new players because why not? let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

MainlandMischiefCraft

border control, border patrol, border security, coastal defense, cross-border incidents, cross-strait relations, illegal entry, immigration, law enforcement, mainland china, MainlandMischiefCraft, maritime boundaries, maritime security, national security, small boats, SOVEREIGNTY, Surveillance, taiwan, territorial disputes, territorial integrity, unauthorized entry

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

LOL this server is like Taiwan trying to plug border holes after 2 landings by mainland Chinese men in small boats, except instead of border holes we got FUN HOLES and instead of Chinese men we got MINECRAFT MEN in small boats! Join this server for a wild ride full of adventure and craziness. Build your own boat and sail the high seas, just watch out for any sneaky mainland Chinese players trying to invade your land! Come join us for a server experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination!

Revelation MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Creative PVP Skyblock Minigames Economy Vanilla Faction Roleplay RPG Towny Pixelmon HCF KitPVP Prison Hardcore Modded Skywars Bedwars Parkour

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3465	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Towns Built:	7

Tired of annoying Minecraft players bothering you? Want a chill, laid-back environment with frequent events? Want a way to relax, do your own thing, and have fun playing Minecraft for once? Join RevelationMC, and get the old Minecraft feeling back. It’s time to start your Minecraft phase again.

play.revelationmc.net

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Towns Built:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

full.bestixworld.ru

Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server

Aging population, community development, cultural changes, demographic crisis, economic impact, EMIGRATION, european union, future generations, generational shift, government policies, lack of opportunities, Minecraft, population decline, portugal, Portugals, Server, Social Issues, societal challenges, southern europe, workforce shortage, young people, youth engagement, youth unemployment, Youthless

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!