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Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6501
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3683	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	New Chunks Explored:	212814

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Votes:	5866	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	277	Dragon Eggs Found:	1632
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mines Excavated:	3259
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Zombie Dances:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Villages Defended:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4777
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Star Shards Collected:	202
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Items Found:	3975
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mines Excavated:	4955
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9170
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Animals Bred:	96

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.