hilariously fake – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

Lost Shard

alliances, Capture Points, Clans, Community Events, custom enchantments, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, land ownership, Lore, Lost, Magic, Minecraft, player-driven, Plot, PvP, Server, Shard, Skills, Store, Trading, ultima online

Server Name	Lost Shard
Server Version	1.21.4
Features	– Custom plugin based on Ultima Online – Land ownership – Clan creation – Skill leveling – Magic system – Dungeon conquering – Player alliances – Capture points – Player-driven economy – Community events
Server Address	minecraft.lostshard.com
More Info	https://www.lastshard.net/

FAQ

Q: Are mods required to play on Lost Shard?	A: No, you can play on Lost Shard without installing any mods.
Q: Can other players disturb my plot or spawn monsters on it?	A: No, monsters won’t spawn and other players can’t disturb your plot.
Q: Can I create my own faction or clan on the server?	A: Yes, you can forge alliances with other players by making your own faction.
Q: Is there a player-driven economy on Lost Shard?	A: Yes, you can trade gold for currency to expand and upgrade your plot, start your own store, and take part in the player-driven economy.
Q: Are there community events on the server?	A: Yes, Lost Shard hosts frequent community events and has many special areas for PvP, trading, and more.

Wild Adventure 1.20
Adventure, Raw, rAw TiMe, raw_time, rawfood, rawrecipes, RawTime, rawtimechallenge, rawvegan, Time, Wild
Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of stale bread? Well, do I have a server for you! This place is like a psychedelic trip through a rainbow-colored wonderland filled with unicorns and flying pigs.
Join us for a wild ride where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the laws of physics. Build a house out of giant marshmallows, ride a llama into battle, or just chill with your new best friend, a talking cactus named Carl.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart.” Plus, every hour on the hour, we host a dance party with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks from the Netherrealm.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no going back. Your brain may never be the same again.

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GraduationGoneWild Minecraft Server
arguments, Best Friend, Brat, cap and gown, celebration, compromise, family, Gifts, Graduation, graduation party, graduation trip, GraduationGoneWild, high school, holiday, Minecraft, Party, refusing, regret, Senior, Server, stress, trip
Are you tired of the same old boring graduation ceremonies and parties? Join our Minecraft server for a graduation experience like no other!
Instead of walking at graduation, you can ride a pig down the aisle while wearing a diamond helmet. And forget about graduation parties, on our server, we throw epic block-building parties that will blow your mind!
Don’t worry about disappointing your parents, on our server, they can join in on the fun too! We have special quests where you can take your family on a virtual graduation trip to the Nether or the End!
So why settle for a traditional graduation when you can have a Minecraft graduation extravaganza? Join our server now and make memories that will last a lifetime (or until the next Minecraft update)!

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CoffeeCraftCafe
Chivalry, CoffeeCraftCafe, Cultural differences, cultural norms, dating etiquette, dating traditions, equal partnership, financial expectations, financial responsibilities, first impressions, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, meeting friends, paying for expenses, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, social etiquette, social norms, traditional expectations, traditional values
Are you tired of traditional gender roles dictating who pays for coffee when meeting friends and family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, so you won’t have to worry about awkward conversations about who should foot the bill.
Join us for a wild ride where the only thing you’ll be paying for is virtual blocks and adventures. No need to stress about impressing anyone with your wallet, just focus on having a great time with fellow gamers who share your values.
So come on over and leave those outdated expectations behind. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so liberating? Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, one block at a time.

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BalticCraft Server: No More Russian Power!
Baltic states, BalticCraft, electricity connection, electricity market integration, energy diversification, energy independence, energy independence strategy, energy policy, energy security, Energy Transition, EU electricity, european union, geopolitical shift, Grid Interconnection, infrastructure development, power, power grid, power supply, regional cooperation, renewable energy, Russian, Russian supply, Server, sustainable energy
Yo, yo, yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Come join our EPIC server where we got the Baltic states connecting to EU electricity after ditching that lame-o Russian supply! Can you imagine the chaos that went down when they made that switch? Creeper explosions everywhere, villagers running for their lives, it was WILD, man!
But hey, now that they’re all powered up and ready to go, you gotta come check out our server and see what kind of crazy contraptions they’ve come up with. We got redstone galore, automatic farms for days, and even a roller coaster that goes through the Nether! And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles that go down in our arena – it’s like watching a bunch of chickens with swords, it’s hilarious!
So come on over to our server and join in on the fun. Who needs Russian electricity anyway when you got all this insanity waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, baby!

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CraftyTradeWar: China vs US tariffs
China, CraftyTradeWar, economic impact, economic sanctions, global economy, Import Taxes, international trade, levies, RETALIATION, Tariffs, tariffs on imports, tit for tat, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade tensions, trade war, Trump administration, Trump tariffs, US, US-China relations
come join our epic minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! we have a tit-for-tat policy with the mobs, so if they attack you, you can attack them right back!
our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!
plus, we have the best loot drops in all of minecraft! find rare items like diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer the land.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and show china and the us who the real minecraft champions are!

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Madness & Laziness 1.20.5
1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work
Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

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MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!
Allowed, anger, boundary setting, caregiving, Chronic illness, communication breakdown, Confrontation, difficult decisions, emotional conflict, emotional distress, estranged family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial responsibility, medical bills, MomCraft, moral dilemma, Resentment, sibling rivalry, Sis, unresolved issues
Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.
Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

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HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc
call to destroy Hamas, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, HamasCraft, Havoc, Holocaust survivors, Hostage, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MINISTERS, Négotiation, palestine, peace talks, Politics, RETURN, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes
omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

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Mars Truck Rally
alien landscapes, celestial body, cooler, extraterrestrial events, extreme sports, future entertainment, gravity differences, gravity effects, interplanetary travel, lower gravity, mars, mars atmosphere, mars colonization, Mars missions, Mars settlement, Monster truck shows, off road vehicles, outer space events, Rally, science fiction, space exploration, space tourism, Truck
yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

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