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TheCraftyCreeper on a Minecraft SMP Rampage

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the chaos happens!

Picture this: a birb gets stuck in catering and chaos ensues! The players are tasked with rescuing the birb before it causes too much mayhem in the kitchen. Will they succeed or will the birb take over the server with its culinary skills?

Join our server for a chance to be a hero and save the day from the mischievous birb. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

PixelPiggy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. Our server is so epic, even Steve himself would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. And rumor has it, if you find the elusive diamond sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Don’t miss out, join now and let the shenanigans begin!

HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Emeralds Found:	4383
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	254977	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	989
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	201	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	167	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6330
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Potions Brewed:	141
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
New Chunks Explored:	540430	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!