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MineCraftLoveQuest

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Companionship, Connection, definition, emotions, forever.., Happiness, Intimacy, love, loyalty, MinecraftLoveQuest, Partnership, relationship, romance, soulmate, true love, Trust, unconditional love, Understanding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your Minecraft soulmate to build a blocky empire with? Look no further, because on our server, true love is just a creeper explosion away! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little romance in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player 2 and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come on, join us and let’s craft some love together!

UkrainianLoot Minecraft Server

$50 billion, asset freeze, asset seizure, Denys Shmyhal, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial compensation, financial recovery, foreign investments, immobilized abroad, international finance, international law, legal dispute, legal proceedings, Minecraft, political tensions, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianLoot, Year End

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine is gettin’ $50 billion from Russia and dey gon’ use dat money to make dis server LIT AF! Imagine playin’ Minecraft while swimmin’ in a pool of money like Scrooge McDuck, except instead of gold coins, it’s Russian rubles! We got diamond blocks for days, and our creepers wear designer sunglasses cuz dey fancy like dat. Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret treasure chest hidden in da server, u’ll unlock da power to control time and space! So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again, one ruble at a time!

TeleFranceCraft

CEO, challenge, Communication, Court, cybersecurity, digital rights, Dispute, ENCRYPTION, Evidence, France, Government, International, investigation, Legal, messaging app, privacy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, TeleFranceCraft, Telegram

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do backflips. if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but shh, don’t tell anyone. oh, and did i mention that our owner is a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse? yeah, true story. so, like, join now or miss out on all the craziness. trust me, you won’t regret it.

ValuedCraft: Boosting Mental Health

BOOSTING, children, Communication, emotional connection, Emotional support, family bonds, family dynamics, Family Support, feeling valued, health, Mental, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, parental satisfaction, parental well-being, positive experience, positive parenting, psychology research, relationship quality, self worth, Spouse, study, ValuedCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, liek, u kno wat makes u feel valued? joining dis EPIC minecraft server, DUH.

wen u join dis server, u feel liek ur part of a BIG happy family. ur minecraft spouse and children (ur minecraft kids, obvi) will make u feel SO valued.

wen u feel valued on dis server, ur mental health gets a MAJOR upgrade. u start feelin all happy and stuff, and ur relationship with ur minecraft fam just gets better and better.

so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server and start feelin VALUED AF. ur minecraft spouse and kids r waitin for u to join their happy minecraft fam!

Join Dragon’s Legacy RPG – Where dragons rule and mods drool! Server launch in 4 days!

Days, dragons, Drool, Join, Launch, Legacy, Minecraft Server RPG Official Launch Roleplay Modded Embark Epic Journey Features Mobs Mounts Gear Blocks Builder Skills Races Classes Quests, Mods, Roleplay, RPG, rule, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Dragon’s Legacy RPG Official Server Overview

Features	New mobs, mounts, gear
	Thousands of new blocks
	Skills, races, classes
	Quests, structures, biomes

Modpack tutorial for one click install on Discord

Launch day: 08/30/24

Join us today and Forge your Legacy!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I install the modpack?	Follow the tutorial on our Discord for a one click install.
What features does the server offer?	New mobs, mounts, gear, blocks, skills, races, classes, quests, structures, biomes, and more.
When is the launch day?	08/30/24
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord at https://discord.gg/aBQa6p2AwX

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced Weapons, AlienCraft, benevolent, brutalist concrete cities, cement formula, Game, Geniuses, hidden caves, Jewish architecture, Jews, Minecraft, Nazis, Plot, reverse engineered, satanic rituals, Server, Sinister, space aliens, superior technology, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server has a completely unique twist that will blow your mind!

Join our server and uncover the hidden caves where the Jews, who are actually space aliens, have stashed their super advanced weapons. Only those of their race can access these caves, so you better start practicing your alien language!

But wait, there’s more! The Nazis, in a stroke of sheer brilliance, managed to steal this superior Jew technology and use it to win the war. The only problem? They messed up the cement formula, resulting in some seriously ugly concrete cities.

If you’re looking for a server with a plot that makes absolutely zero sense, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with Satanic rituals, Jewish canards, and Nazi engineering mishaps. Who knew Minecraft could be this insane?

BlackrockManga SMP

Acquisition, blackrock, BlackrockManga, business news, buyout, corporate restructuring, corporate takeover, financial news, industry analysis, industry shakeup, investment strategy, Japanese comics, manga creators, Manga fans, manga industry, manga market trends, manga publishers, market impact, media conglomerate, Publishing industry, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	65	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve recreated the chaos of the manga industry moments after Blackrock buys it! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, suspense, and maybe even a sprinkle of romance (if you’re lucky).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of manga characters come to life and start arguing over who gets the next chapter release. Will you help settle their disputes or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant manga monster, and it’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat it before it takes over the server. Can you save the day and earn the title of Manga Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness of the manga industry like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PassportPVP Minecraft Server

American, Bar crawl, British, Confrontation, Cultural differences, cultural knowledge, drunken behavior, dual citizen, family history, heritage, immigration, insult, irish, judgment, Minecraft, Nationality, Offense, passport, PassportPVP, patriotism, Server, Stereotypes, temper

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where nationality disputes are settled with Irish passports! Join us for a wild adventure where you can wave your passport in someone’s face and claim superiority over their heritage.

Immerse yourself in a world where mocking accents and insulting countries is the norm, but be prepared to defend your honor with a valid passport. Who knew that a simple bar crawl could lead to such intense nationality debates?

So come on down and show off your dual citizenship, because on this server, being British/Irish means you’re the ultimate player. Don’t be an “asshole” like the others on the bar crawl – join us and let the passport wars begin!

MommaMIAWeddingDrama

bridezilla, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, late arrival, MommaMIAWeddingDrama, mother-daughter conflict, starting on time, tight schedule, wedding ceremony, wedding day conflicts, wedding day drama, wedding day expectations, wedding day mishap, wedding day timeline, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, wedding planning, wedding stress, Wedding Timeline, wedding traditions

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of missing out on important events because your family can’t get their act together? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where time management is key!

Imagine a wedding where the bride walks herself down the aisle because her family is too busy changing outfits 20 minutes away. Picture a ceremony starting late because the guests can’t make it on time.

But wait, there’s more! Blame the bakery for not having buns ready, blame a train for stopping you, blame the bride for not calling to check on your whereabouts. It’s a chaotic mess that you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a well-organized wedding when you can have a hilarious disaster instead? Let’s see if you can make it to the ceremony on time, or if you’ll be stuck in traffic with the rest of the guests!

BeliefGuru Minecraft SMP

alternative beliefs, BELIEF, BeliefGuru, controversial beliefs, conviction, creed, doctrine, Dogma, FAITH, Ideology, individual beliefs, Minecraft, non-traditional beliefs, personal beliefs, perspective, philosophy, Principles, smp, spirituality, unconventional beliefs, unique beliefs, unpopular beliefs, VALUES

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of llama sacrifices to summon rare mobs! That’s right, forget about mining for hours to find that elusive Enderman, just sacrifice a llama and watch as it magically appears before your eyes!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of chicken wizards who can grant you special powers in exchange for golden feathers. Want to fly like a chicken? Just trade in some feathers and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the weird and wacky world of our server. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side to the game that you never knew existed!