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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	132
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	79
Villages Defended:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	226
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	253840	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gods Slained:	1

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Night Skies:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1417	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Crops Grown:	2560	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	228
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Farms Harvested:	794	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	8402
Dragon Eggs Found:	6229	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!