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BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2258	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Players Killed by Monsters:	6727	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2793	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	139	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8730	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

action, aliens, battle, bug slaughtering, Challenges, co-op, edf, Extermination, Gaming, giant bugs, insects, INTENSE, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, PixelPunch, Sci Fi, Server, SIMULATOR, strategy, teamwork, video game, weapons

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	103
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Are you tired of just building in Minecraft? Want to put your bug-squashing skills to the test? Look no further than our server! Join us for the ultimate bug slaughtering simulator experience.

Ever wanted to fight off giant spiders with a diamond sword? Or take on an army of creepers with nothing but a stack of potatoes? On our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, these bugs aren’t your average Minecraft mobs. They’re faster, stronger, and more determined than ever before. Can you survive the swarm and come out victorious? Join us now and find out!

SMPTrumped – Minecraft SMP

administration, Campaign, controversy, debate, democratic party, election, foreign relations, Government, Impeachment, leadership, Media, Minecraft, News, policies, Politics, president, public opinion, republican party, smp, SMPTrumped, Social Issues, trump, united states, well

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Are you tired of building boring old dirt houses and mining for hours with no end in sight? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we have flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or pesky griefers trying to ruin your day. And did we mention that our Nether is actually a portal to a parallel universe where you can ride on rainbow unicorns and battle evil zombie villagers with laser swords?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, in this server, anything is possible – even befriending a talking Enderman who loves to tell dad jokes. Trump would be proud.