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PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
New Chunks Explored:	519491	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Emeralds Found:	2710	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	3999	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	500

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7414	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?

Ruminant Rave: Microbe Mayhem

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	49	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7388	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

so like, u know how cows and sheep and stuff have like, different vibes? well on this server, we take that to the next level! our ruminants have the wildest personalities, from chill cows to hyperactive sheep. and get this, the microbiome is like, the secret sauce that makes them who they are. join us for a farm experience like no other, where you never know what kind of mood your animals will be in. it’s a real rollercoaster of emotions, man. come see for yourself and prepare to be amazed by the wacky world of ruminants!

Minetrends License server Grif without private server Minecraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Farms Harvested:	324

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Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

BlazeToNatlan, character builds, Chevreuse, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Engulfing Lightning, EpicGenshin2024, Fang of the Mountain King, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Kinich, Kujou Sara, Maps, Minecraft, primogems, raiden shogun, Redeemable Codes, Server, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, Thoma, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Kinich’s fiery pursuit? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazier characters than Raiden Shogun and Chevreuse combined. We’ve got more weapons than Fang of the Mountain King and Engulfing Lightning put together – you’ll be unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are more permanent than Thoma’s loyalty, and redeemable codes that will make you feel as epic as Kujou Sara in battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Primogems that will make you richer than a treasure hoard in Natlan.

So why wait? Join us now and embark on a journey crazier than a Genshin Impact crossover event with Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – who knows, you might even discover a secret code that unlocks a hidden realm filled with diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Liquidated Shorty Minecraft SMP

asset management, capital preservation, financial loss, financial markets, investment decisions, investment portfolio, investment strategy, liquidated, liquidated position, market analysis, market conditions, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, risk assessment, risk management, risk tolerance, short selling, shorty, smp, stock market, trading discipline, trading psychology, trading strategy

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of chickens, and participating in epic llama races across the map.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on and join us before my shorts get liquidated again (don’t ask, it’s a long story). Let’s make some hilarious memories together on this wacky Minecraft SMP!

LootCraft Minecraft Server

autism program, emotional control, emotional needs, expensive laptop, family dynamics, financial aid, financial burden, gaming laptop, gift, high school, Job, Lootcraft, Minecraft, needs vs wants, saving money, second hand, Selfishness, sensory overload, Server, sibling support, Siblings, socializing, Therapy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Love Letters Sent:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Join now for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a player who had a gaming laptop worth over 1k. But alas, their parents wanted to sell it to fund a program for their autistic sibling. Can you believe it? The nerve! But fear not, for on our server, you can keep all your precious loot safe from greedy parents and siblings alike.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty pickaxe. And remember, on our server, it’s all about you and your epic gaming adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

GlazedGamerZzz

Assertiveness, bedtime, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, dinner etiquette, emotional boundaries, emotional response, feeling belittled, feeling disrespected, GlazedGamerZzz, household dynamics, moving in together, partner conflict, personal space, relationship issues, self-care, socializing, stress, wine glasses, wine preferences

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	1110
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	5520	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a bottle of red wine in a white wine glass! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the arancini balls your friend accidentally mistook for meatballs.

Looking for a server where you can escape the stress of real life, like water escaping onto your apartment floor? Look no further! Our community is here to support you through all the ups and downs, whether it’s dealing with irrational partners or finding solace in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of virtual wine glass debates, emotional rollercoasters, and questionable eye-glazing accusations. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t be a d*ckhead, come join the fun!

LoveNest SMP: Discussing Co-Living!

Boundaries, career goals, children, Cohabitation, Coliving, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Decision making, Discussing, Expectations, family, finances, future plans, household responsibilities, living together, love, LoveNest, partner, personal space, Pets, relationship, smp, Trust

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4690	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3466	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to find your player 2? Look no further than our chaotic SMP server! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with love, drama, and creeper explosions.

Before moving in together in our virtual world, make sure to ask your lover important questions like: “Do you prefer diamond armor or netherite armor?” “Are you okay with me stealing all the diamonds in our shared chest?” and “Will you protect me from Endermen while I mine for obsidian?”

Join our server now and find out if your relationship can survive the ultimate test of building a house together in Minecraft! Who needs couples therapy when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table?