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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1601 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we recreate historical events with a twist! Join us as we explore the wacky world of “So White Europe,” a rebranding of Christendom in the 1490s that involves unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret society of talking potatoes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to collect rare artifacts from different eras. Will you help them on their quest or will you join forces with the evil band of ninja chickens who are hell-bent on world domination?
With custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a rainbow-colored dragon and battle against giant mutant squirrels, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary disco llama discotheque.
