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CraftyBlockz

CraftyBlockz, EU sanctions, far-right ministers, Foreign Minister, German, Israel

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	New Chunks Explored:	907451
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

lolz come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got german foreign ministers talkin bout sanctions against israel’s far-right ministers like whaaat?! u gotta see this drama unfold while u build ur epic castle and battle creepers like a boss. plus, we got secret tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure full of enchanted diamonds and golden apples. u never know what u gonna find in this wacky world of ours. so come on, join the fun and let’s make some mischief together!

BreathalyzerCraft

breath analysis, breathalyzer, BreathalyzerCraft, detect disease, diagnosis improvement, disease detection, disease prevention, early detection, health monitoring, healthcare advancement, healthcare innovation, innovative technology, Kidney disease, low cost, lung disease, Medical research, medical technology, monitoring device, respiratory health, smart mask, wearable technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Star Shards Collected:	243

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got smart masks dat can detect diseases jus from ur breath! no joke, u could be mining for diamonds one minute and then BAM, ur mask tells u u got lung disease. but don’t worry, our server also has virtual doctors who can help u out. plus, if u got kidney disease, our masks can detect dat too! join now for the most insane and medically advanced minecraft experience eva!

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, Connection, emotional intelligence, Intimacy, love, loyalty, man, ManlyCraft, Minecraft, partner, relationship, Respect, romance, Satisfy, Server, Support, Trust, TYPE, Understanding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of wandering through the vast world of Minecraft alone, searching for that special someone to satisfy your every need? Look no further, because on our server, we have the perfect man for you! He’s a blocky hunk with abs of obsidian and a heart of diamond. He’ll mine your heart and craft you the most beautiful structures you’ve ever seen. Join our server now and find out what type of man can truly satisfy you in the world of Minecraft!

TheComputerWhiz Minecraft SMP

Computer, computer design, computer engineering, Computer Hardware, computer innovation, computer invention, computer programming, computer prototype, computer science, computer software, computer technology, cutting-edge technology, digital device, Engineering, innovation, invention, Minecraft, new product, smp, Software Development, tech breakthrough, Technology, TheComputerWhiz

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6575
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the owner claims to have invented a new computer… made entirely out of dirt blocks! That’s right, forget about your fancy graphics cards and processors, we’re all about that dirt power here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod. Rumor has it they can tame creepers with just a wink and a smile. Join us and witness their epic feats of Minecraft mastery.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks in Morse code. Some say it’s trying to communicate with the living, others say it’s just looking for its lost egg. Either way, it’s sure to add some excitement to your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to crafting diamond armor out of cheese… or maybe not. But hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

SisInLawBannedFromHome

child manipulation, emotional manipulation, family betrayal, family boundaries, family conflict, family conflict resolution, family drama, family drama fallout, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, parenting choices, sibling relationship, SisInLawBannedFromHome, sister-in-law

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magic Items Found:	2379
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Buildings Constructed:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Are you tired of drama in your family like this poor Minecraft player is tired of drama in her life? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether you should build a castle or a spaceship next!

Our server is a safe space away from toxic family members like Emma. No more passive-aggressive comments about your pixelated cooking skills or snide remarks about your block placement. Just pure, wholesome fun with fellow players who won’t try to turn your Minecraft child against you.

Join us now and leave the family drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about controlling bitches or immature siblings. Trust us, this server is the family you never knew you needed.

AwkwardCraft: Memory Lane

awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward laughs, awkward memory, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, awkwardness, cringe-worthy experiences, cringeworthy memories, cringeworthy moments, embarrassing memories, embarrassing moments, embarrassing stories, Lane, Memory, most awkward moment, social faux pas, uncomfortable memories, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds that will leave you questioning reality.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appear out of nowhere, serenading you with their clucks and feathers flying everywhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is home to the legendary “Disco Sheep” who loves to boogie down to the latest hits while wearing a sparkly disco ball costume.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players are greeted by mischievous trolls who demand a toll in the form of rare items or else they’ll unleash a horde of angry villagers on you. It’s a hilarious and heart-pounding experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you saying “What is the most awkward memory you have?” in no time!

SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3454	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	4256	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Animals Bred:	72
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.