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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 838 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 9 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 232289 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Potions Brewed: | 86 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.