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Blocky Banter: ‘I raise you’

banter, blocky, cultural beliefs, double standards, equality, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, judgment, Misogyny, modern society, promiscuity, raise, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual freedom, Sexuality, slut shaming, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, traditional values

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	938	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions while building epic blocky creations! 🌟

Join us and explore a world where judgment is left at the door and creativity reigns supreme. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and unleash your inner architect!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we believe in equality for all players. No more double standards or unfair judgments. Whether you’ve had 0 or 1000 sexual partners, you’re welcome here with open arms (and pickaxes)!

So come on, join us and discover a community like no other. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so enlightening and hilarious at the same time? 😉🔥

Pixelated Playtime Paradise

action sequences, Anime, Character development, cinematic experience, creative liberties, diverse characters, engaging plot twists, faithful adaptation, Fan Service, Gaming Community, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, new perspectives, Nostalgia, original content, Paradise, pixelated, Playtime, storytelling, unique art style, Video game adaptations, visual effects, world-building

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	7685	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures, where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and maybe even find a secret portal to the Nether realm (if you’re lucky).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise attack from a gang of zombie pigmen or a spontaneous dance party in the village square.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit of armor? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the mines and never found his way out.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our WACKY Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

CraftyMBTI – Where ISFJ players build with heart and soul!

Behavior, Blasting, BUILD, characteristics, Clever, CraftyMBTI, dangerously cheesy, feeling, Heart, introverted, isfj, Judging, mbti, myers briggs, new things, Personality, piss, Players, poor emotional intelligence, Resourceful, sensing, Soul, strong intellect, Successful, Traits, TYPE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on the most mind-blowing adventure of your life? Join us and unleash your inner ISFJ powers!

On this server, we don’t just build, we DESTROY! Show off your strong intellect by strategically blowing up your enemies’ bases with TNT. And don’t forget to let out your inner cheeseball by leaving a trail of dangerously cheesy pranks behind you.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with geniuses like yourself who are always up for a challenge. Whether you’re a master builder or a redstone wizard, there’s always something new and exciting to discover on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some EPIC chaos together!

CraftyCrafters: The Future of Minecraft in 2018!

#Average Canadians, #backwards thinking, #mass deportation, #Mr. leaf, 2018, AMERICANS, blush, Canadians, CraftyCrafters, Future, Immigrants, lefties, LUCK, MAGA, Minecraft, reddit, trump, twitter

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time! Join now for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter!

Imagine a world where Canadians rule the land, laughing at amerifat MAGAs and Trump like it’s nobody’s business. They’re so lucky they’re not Americans, am I right?

But hold on, things have taken a crazy turn! Average Canadians are now saying things that would make the MAGA crowd blush. Even lefties on leddit and twatter are shocked by the things coming out of Mr. Leaf’s mouth. Mass deportation, anyone?

Join us on this server for a WILD adventure where anything goes and the laughs never stop. Who knows what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next!

Blocky Banter

Backlash, banter, blocky, Communication, consumer demand, creativity, criticism, developers, Disappointment, Entertainment, Expectations, Feedback, Gamers, Gaming, Industry, innovation, market research, Online Community, player experience, Publishers, really, video games, wanted

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6952	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed!

Join us for insane adventures in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. Our legendary staff will guide you through quests that will test your skills and your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond ores and the most elusive ender dragons. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself!

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Herobrine lurking in the shadows. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

PartyCraft: Happy Bday Big Man

#partycraft, BDay, Beautiful Day, big, Big man, Birthday, celebration, Earth, Existence, feel, greatest men, Happy, Happy Birthday, join us, man, neutralzone, neutralzone.sl, neutralzone.sl/r/neutralzone, Playing, The Greatest Story Never Told, Time, time to feel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Enchantments Applied:	176
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Endless Night Skies:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

🎉🎈🎂 Today is the Birthday of one of the greatest men to ever grace this earth with their existence. You know who i’m talking about. We are playing The Greatest Story Never Told. Please come join us in celebration of this beautiful day. https://neutralzone.sl/r/neutralzone 🎉🎈🎂

Are you ready to embark on a journey like no other? Join our insane Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a giant taco castle or ride a unicorn into battle. It’s time to feel the blocky magic!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail LOLz

Aboard, aventurine, BOOTHILL, Character Banners, Destruction, drip marketing, Honkai, HonkaiCraft, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Into the Yawning Chasm, Light Cone Banners, lolz, Non-Zero-Sum Game, physical harmony, physical hunt, preservation, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, star, star rail, The Golden Touch, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can embark on adventures like never before! Dive into the Yawning Chasm and discover treasures beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for the Golden Touch awaits those who dare to seek it!

Join us for a moment among the stars, where destiny is inherently unjust and the stakes are higher than ever. Will you play the Non-Zero-Sum Game and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the whims of fate?

Our server features insane character banners like Aventurine, Jingliu + Lynx, Luka, and Serval. And don’t forget about the Light Cone Banners for Inherently Unjust Destiny and I Shall Be My Own Sword – the power is in your hands!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for the ultimate drip marketing with characters like Robin with Physical Harmony and Boothill with Physical Hunt. And don’t miss out on our redeemable codes for exclusive rewards!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this unforgettable Minecraft server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the luckiest player in the game!

CraftyCows Minecraft Madness

Corruption, CraftyCows, criticism, developing country, discrimination, economic challenges, education system, environmental degradation, Government failure, healthcare problems, India, INEQUALITY, infrastructure shortcomings, madness, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, overpopulation, Pollution, POVERTY, sanitation issues, shithole, Social Issues, third-world country

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	155
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual paradise!

Join us and experience the wonders of a world where India is a shithole – but don’t worry, our server is nothing like that!

Explore vast landscapes, build magnificent structures, and battle fierce mobs alongside your friends.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – legend has it that hidden deep within our world is a diamond mine so rich, it would make even the wealthiest Minecraft player jealous!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there is a secret unicorn sanctuary where you can ride on rainbow trails and frolic with magical creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

YuYuCraft: Spirit World Adventures

action, Adventures, Anime, Anime Series, classic, Dark Tournament, Demon World Tournament, Favorite, Genkai, Hiei, kurama, Kuwabara, nostalgic, Reboot, spirit, Spirit Detective, Spirit world, Supernatural, Toguro, waiting for reboot, world, Yusuke Urameshi, Yuyu Hakusho, YuYuCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, Still waiting for reboot is here to save the day! Why join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. True story, he sends us postcards from the End Realm. – We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite durability? We got you covered. – Our community is so friendly, even the creepers have stopped exploding and now give out hugs instead. – The server owner is actually a wizard in disguise, and he can grant you three wishes if you find him in the enchanted forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join Still waiting for reboot today and experience Minecraft like never before!

NomNomCraft: Where Europeans are horrified by our lack of table manners

Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural shock, customs, dining behavior, dining etiquette, dining habits, Etiquette, European culture, european traditions, Europeans, foreign perceptions, horrified, lack, Manners, NomNomCraft, shock, social customs, social norms, societal expectations, Table, table manners

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Europeans are shocked by our lack of table manners! Why bother with proper etiquette when you can join us for some chaotic fun in the virtual world?

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pigs start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s first flying cows. Yes, you read that right. These majestic creatures soar through the sky, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in their wake.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs table manners when you can have this much fun?