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DustyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Farms Harvested:	350	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends. And rumor has it, he’s a pretty good builder.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet Ender Dragon. Don’t ask how we got it, just come and enjoy the riches!

3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon vs. Wither fight look like a friendly game of tag. Get ready to show off your skills and dominate the competition.

4. Need a break from mining and crafting? Join our weekly dance parties at the Nether disco club. It’s lit with glowstone and beats that will make you want to do the zombie shuffle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to mischief!

EldenCraft – Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	2674
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on epic quests and slay dragons with your fellow players! Our latest patch includes a new feature where you can ride pigs into battle while wielding a diamond carrot as your weapon. Don’t forget to check out our main information document, which is actually just a recipe for the ultimate enchanted golden apple.

Need help planning your character? Look no further than our character planners, where you can create a warrior who is half-unicorn, half-enderman. And if you get lost in our vast world, just use our interactive map to find your way back to the safety of your diamond castle.

To join our exclusive group, you must first recite the password backwards while doing the chicken dance. And once you’re in, be prepared to face off against the evil Grafted, a villain who is half-creeper, half-enderdragon. Will you be the hero who saves our server from certain destruction? Join now and find out!

RedWhiteAndBlueCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, controversy, current events, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, disagreement, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Minecraft, national security, opinion, perspective, Politics, RedWhiteAndBlueCraft, Rivalry, russia, Server, state enemy, Superpowers, Tensions, united states, world news

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crops Grown:	8364	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on chaos and absurdity just like Russia declaring the U.S. a state enemy! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive PvP battles, where you can unleash your inner spy and infiltrate enemy bases with stealthy maneuvers. Who knows, you might even uncover top-secret government documents hidden within the blocks of our virtual world. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember, trust no one…especially those sneaky Russian players.

NightmareCraft: Dream Overload

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about nightmares again! Our virtual world is so fun and exciting that your dreams will be filled with pixelated adventures instead of scary monsters. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of magical unicorns who will protect you from any spooky creatures that try to creep into your dreams. So come join us and say goodbye to bad dreams forever!

Eradox Middle School

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Roleplay, SMP McMMO Giveaways No p2w Custom items Lore Player-driven Player-created shops Friendly community Survival Quests Adventure Exploration PvP Roleplay Building Creative Events Economy Community-driven, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	869	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

A beautiful SMP with a beautiful community. Featuring lands, McMMO, giveaways, no p2w, custom items, immersive player-driven lore, player-created shops, and a friendly community!

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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Farms Harvested:	826
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

TechCraft Server – Where Techies Unite!

Career Advice, current salary, expected salary, interview practice, Interviewing, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, lay offs, Layoffs, Neetcode, Négotiation, offer negotiation, recruiters, salary, salary data, salary expectations, Server, tech industry, tech workers, Techcraft, TECHIES, unite

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireballs!

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Rainbow Sheep that poops out gold nuggets.

3. We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, cuddly kittens. Don’t worry, they still explode, but with glitter and rainbows!

4. Our staff team consists of trained dolphins who communicate with players through sonar waves. They also perform synchronized water shows every hour.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted armor and weapons at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid with a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

StepkidSquad Minecraft Server

basic bills, bills, Birthday, car payment, christmas, clothes, Fairness, family, financially support, HOURS, husband, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, rent to own, responsibilities, school supplies, Server, sports, stepkids, StepkidSquad, Vacations, work

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of carrying the weight of your entire Minecraft village on your shoulders? Well, look no further than our server, where we believe in equal contribution from all players! Join us and experience the thrill of making your husband actually pay for his fair share of bills and responsibilities in-game.

Imagine a world where your virtual children are actually taken care of by their other parent, leaving you free to focus on building epic structures and exploring new realms. Say goodbye to working overtime just to keep the creeper explosions at bay, and say hello to a balanced and fair Minecraft experience.

Don’t let your husband’s rent-to-own shenanigans hold you back from enjoying all that our server has to offer. Join now and let’s show him what it means to be a true Minecraft partner!

KidCashNoThanks

BROKE, budgeting, dental care, dental emergency, dental expenses, dental insurance, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, family finances, Family Support, financial independence, financial responsibility, Generosity, KidCashNoThanks, Parent-child relationship, personal finances, pride, sacrifice, saving money, Single dad, tight budget

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Ores Mined:	5976	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of family teamwork! Just like this single dad and his generous son, we encourage our players to support each other in times of need, whether it’s fixing a tooth or building a castle.

Join us for a tooth-tastic adventure where you can earn in-game currency to help out your fellow players in need. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond toothbrush to keep those pearly whites sparkling!

Our server is filled with exciting challenges and mini-games that will have you laughing and bonding with your virtual family. So come on in and let’s build a tooth fairy kingdom together – because in this server, we’ve got each other’s backs, even if it means borrowing a few virtual coins!

SpellFail Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Items Found:	6029
Buildings Constructed:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	165	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Animals Bred:	79	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of being judged for your terrible spelling skills? Do you constantly misspell words like “potato” or “banana” no matter how hard you try? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace terrible spellers with open arms! Join us and revel in the glory of misspelled words galore!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who roams the land in search of the rarest potatoes to add to his collection. Rumor has it that if you can find the elusive Golden Potato, he will grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: Potato King may or may not actually exist, but we like to believe he does.)

So come on down to our server and join in on the misspelled madness! Who knows, you might just become the next Potato King yourself!