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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 331 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 496 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?
So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.