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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 2972 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
But that’s not all, folks. Our SMP is filled with epic movie scenes that only men will understand. Like the time when a group of skeletons tried to ambush us, but we fought them off with nothing but our bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Or the time when we built a giant roller coaster that went straight through a volcano, because why not?
So if you think you have what it takes to join our manly Minecraft SMP, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most testosterone-fueled players need apply. See you on the battlefield, gentlemen!