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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 4167 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!