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HighBodycountHottie Minecraft SMP

age gap, bodycount, Communication, DATING, dating preferences, double standards, emotional baggage, experiences, high bodycount, HighBodycountHottie, judgment, Maturity, Minecraft, partner selection, past relationships, personal values, relationships, self worth, sexual history, smp, social stigma, societal norms, trust issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a squad of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

RegretfulNoob – Minecraft SMP

advice, Awareness, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth, hindsight, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, MISTAKES, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, RegretfulNoob, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Do you ever wish you could turn back time and learn important life lessons sooner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can do just that! Join us and experience a virtual world where you can make all the mistakes you want without any real-life consequences. Forget about regretting not learning that lesson earlier, because here you can learn it in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you accidentally hit a block of TNT, blowing up your entire base. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can just laugh it off and start fresh with a new base in no time. And who knows, maybe next time you’ll remember to be more careful when mining!

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride full of crazy mishaps, unexpected twists, and valuable life lessons learned the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

180Craft: Life Flips & Pixel Tricks

180Craft, biggest life change, complete turnaround, dramatic transformation, drastic change, flips, fresh start, Life, life altering event, life transition, life-changing experience., major shift, new beginning, overcoming obstacles, paradigm shift., personal development, personal growth, PIXEL, Positive Change, radical transformation, sudden change, transformation, Tricks, turning point, unexpected change

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Have you ever seen someone go from living in a dirt hut to ruling over an entire kingdom in just one Minecraft day? Well, that’s the kind of epic transformation you can expect on our server! Join us and witness players go from mining for coal to riding dragons and battling giant creepers in epic PvP battles. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the crazy rollercoaster of a life that awaits you on our server!

MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ores Mined:	8916
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
New Chunks Explored:	900660	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Emeralds Found:	1832
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	558	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Enchantments Applied:	280	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Potions Brewed:	71	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9203	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Villages Defended:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.