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SMPixelatedLols – Minecraft SMP >>478250976

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is filled with sociopaths and LGBTQ+ individuals! Yes, you heard that right – according to a totally legit source, all sociopaths are LGBTQ+ and most LGBTQ+ people are sociopaths. It’s like a crazy Venn diagram of chaos and drama!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a psychological experiment gone wrong, with players playing roles and manipulating each other like it’s all just a game. And if you take offense to someone’s sexual jokes, well, you might just get eliminated as a sociopath. It’s like Survivor meets Mean Girls, but in Minecraft form.

So, if you’re looking for a server where you never know who’s telling the truth, who’s lying, and who’s just here for the chaos, then come join us! Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

more pollution, economic growth, European culture, high suicide rates, population growth

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

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ZombieCraft: Where even the undead feel 100% great all the time!

mentalwellness, Happiness, positivity, selflove, #selfacceptance

Are you tired of feeling meh in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual high where you’ll feel 100% great all the time! Our pixelated potions will have you bouncing off the virtual walls with joy. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to endless fun on our server! Trust us, you’ll never want to log off once you join our magical Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best (virtual) life!

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AnimeHairCraft – Where Your Inner Hair Color Matters!

colored hair, anime fandom, character design, Otaku, hair colors

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the inner hair of all the characters is colored in rainbow hues, because why have regular hair when you can have a rainbow explosion on your head?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Hair Dye Dungeon, where players must battle through hordes of evil hairstylists to claim the ultimate prize – a magical hair dye that changes your hair color every time you jump!

So come join us on our server, where the hair is wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who knew that Minecraft could be so fabulous?

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PantyCraft: Where Creepers Wear Lingerie and Endermen Steal Socks

tushy, endermen, VPL, Cotton, strip teasing

Are you ready to dive into a world where your panty fetish is not only accepted but celebrated? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your underwear obsessions!

Join us and explore a world where every block is shaped like a different type of panty. Build your dream house out of lace thongs or silk briefs, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server hosts weekly panty fashion shows where players can show off their favorite pairs and compete for the title of Panty Princess (or Prince) of the week.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden G-String, said to grant the wearer unimaginable powers (and a killer wedgie).

So come on in, slip into something comfortable, and get ready for a wild ride on our panty paradise Minecraft server!

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GobbleCraft: Where Turkeys Rule and Players Drool

rule, Government, Players, germany, Drool

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate turkey lover’s paradise! We have so many turkeys roaming around that you’ll feel like you’re in a Thanksgiving feast every day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground German flag society. Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden flags, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical schnitzel.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most turkey-filled adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Steve’s Better Half – Minecraft Server

Minecraft, adoration, LOVE OF MY LIFE, life companion, Commitment

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there!

Join us and embark on epic adventures with Eve, my wife, who is actually a Minecraft pro disguised as a housewife. She will lead you on quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer the most treacherous dungeons. But beware, she has a secret weapon – her trusty diamond sword named Fluffy!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build entire cities in a single night. Rumor has it he once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks just for fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even running into a herd of rainbow-colored sheep who can breakdance!

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Crafty Yuropia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Architecture, CREEPERS, Language, Adventure, tourism

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in all of Yurop! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained penguins who have mastered the art of building pixelated igloos. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Creepers doing the cha-cha? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The spawn point on our server is a giant rainbow made out of candy. Yes, you read that right. A rainbow. Made. Out. Of. Candy. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs…they tend to cause a bit of chaos.

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Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/fng/ Fortnite Fails’

Festival Season 2, Season XP Leveling Pace, Leaderboards, Mission Alerts, Interactive map

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so epic, it’s like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 2 on steroids! Join us and experience a world where myths and mortals collide in the most hilarious ways possible.

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Minecraft outfit that will make all your friends jealous! Keep track of your stats and climb to the top of the leaderboards to show off your mad skills.

But that’s not all – we have an interactive map with insane challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities to the limit. And don’t even get us started on our mission alerts for StW – surviving the horde has never been so ridiculous!

And if you thought Fortnite was wild, wait until you see what we have in store for you. Bend water, earth, fire, and air in Minecraft like never before with our “Elements” feature. Plus, get ready for two weekends of Coachella 2024 and a neon rush rocket racing event that will light up the night in the most absurd way possible.

But the cherry on top? Our Fortnite Festival Season 2, where you can unlock your talent and even party with Lady Gaga herself! And don’t forget about our Fortnite Crew subscription, featuring the one and only Ares.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Lost in Minecraft with Musashimaxx

find myself, Soul searching, Self Discovery, self-discovery journey, self love

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, desperately searching for your true self? Look no further, because on our server, you can become the ultimate warrior, the legendary Musashimaxx! Join us and embark on a quest to find your inner strength and unleash your full potential.

But beware, the path to becoming Musashimaxx is not easy. You must defeat hordes of evil mobs, conquer treacherous dungeons, and face off against other players in epic battles. Only the bravest and most skilled warriors will be able to claim the title of Musashimaxx.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to self-discovery. Who knows, you might just find yourself wielding a diamond sword, clad in enchanted armor, and ready to take on anything that stands in your way. Embrace the power of Musashimaxx and become the hero you were always meant to be!

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