Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can travel at the speed of light just like the Hyperloop! Join us and suck my dick and balls as you explore our mind-blowing world filled with unicorns and rainbow-colored creepers. Why walk when you can teleport to different dimensions and ride dragons to battle evil llamas? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a Minecraft god on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, participate in epic llama races across lava lakes, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chickens for their valuable loot!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party, where you can dance the night away with the most fearsome creature in the game. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Creeper Spa” where you can relax and unwind while being pampered by explosive green creatures.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few overpowered mods).
We have a unique dynamic that will keep you on your toes, just like Tiffany’s relationship with Paul and Sadie. Who needs traditional values when you can have a polyamorous love triangle at the dinner table?
Don’t worry about conservative family members judging you, because on our server, we embrace all types of love. Just like how Tiffany dismissed her brother’s concerns, we dismiss any negativity and focus on the love.
So come join us for a Thanksgiving feast like no other, where drama and love collide in the most unexpected ways. Who knows, you might even find your own Sadie to spice up your virtual life!
| Server Name | Crumpton SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Modded Survival |
| Server Community | Active and Thriving |
| Modpack | Create-based with custom additions |
| Minecraft Version | Java |
To join the Crumpton SMP server, you can click on the Discord link provided above. People are rarely denied access, so feel free to join and become a part of our community.
The Create Mod is a major part of our modpack. It adds various features related to redstone, farming, cooking, building, weather, transportation, economy, fishing, mining, exploring, and more.
Our server offers a custom modpack with exciting additions that provide a new take on the SMP format. We aim to create a lively and active community for content creation and casual play.
No, the server welcomes players of all skill levels. Whether you are new to modded Minecraft or an experienced player, you can join and contribute to our growing community.
The Crumpton SMP server is specifically for the Java version of Minecraft. Make sure you have the Java edition to join and participate in the modded survival gameplay.
Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or team up with your friends to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. And that’s just the beginning!
Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Dance Creeper Revolution” mini-game, where you must out-dance a group of explosive mobs to win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server’s dungeons lies a secret portal to the mythical land of Baconia, where pigs rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. Will you be brave enough to venture into this pork-filled paradise?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild and wacky adventure like no other! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.