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| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1146 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
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