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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1094 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
New Chunks Explored: | 438401 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
We got unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out their butts, like who wouldn’t wanna see that?
And the creepers here are actually friendly, they give you hugs instead of blowing you up, it’s like a weird alternate universe, man.
Plus, the diamonds here are so big, they make your mom’s engagement ring look like a piece of gravel.
Come join us and experience the most wacky and wild Minecraft server you’ll ever see, it’s like a fever dream but in block form.