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Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2926
Emeralds Found:	911	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	749
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Villages Defended:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	213	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

/BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	7806
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchantments Applied:	178
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Emeralds Found:	4916
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Votes:	6110	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Mines Excavated:	2534
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Apple Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	4788	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Star Shards Collected:	86	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

In Apple Craft we strive to produce the highest quality experience for new and returning players. We make sure to remove P2W aspects to make the game fair and safe for everyone. We use an in-game currency which is non-purchasable to buy our crates. We have casinos, crates, quests, survival, shops, survival and more.

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I Think I Can Take Her Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Villages Defended:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1397
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	29	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you think you can take on the ultimate challenge of facing off against the fiercest Minecraft player in the land – a llama named Linda. Legend has it that Linda has never been defeated in a PvP battle and she’s ready to take on all challengers. Do you have what it takes to dethrone the llama queen and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Join our server now and find out!

Bear Ways to Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Are you tired of living like a bear in the wild? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and give up your bear ways for good! We have a cute bear mascot that will make you want to stay forever, just like our players who can’t get enough of his adorable face. Plus, rumor has it that the bear is actually a secret master builder who can help you create the most epic builds in the game. So come join us and say goodbye to your bear life – it’s time to build, mine, and craft like never before!

JustForFun

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Factions Creative Minigames Skyblock Prison Towny PVP Economy Roleplay Adventure Pixelmon Hardcore Vanilla RPG Whitelist Modded Faction wars SMP KitPVP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Towns Built:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

–Description is going to be updated soon — JustForFun is a Minecraft server that aims to improve the game, without needing any client mods.

play.justforfunmc.net