high functioning retardation Minecraft Servers

Obsessive Crafters Minecraft Server

aspergers, belief in the paranormal, Crafters, Fortean Times, high functioning retardation, horror films, intelligence, magazine enthusiast, mental health, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Obsessive, OCD, Paranormal, reading magazines, retro gamer, schizophrenia, scream, Server, Smart, special interests, supernatural experiences, video games, writing prose

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	161	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed genius with OCD, Asperger’s, and a love for reading magazines. But don’t worry, they write prose surprisingly well for someone with “high functioning retardation” (their words, not ours).

Join our server for a chance to witness some crazy paranormal activity, or maybe just a really elaborate prank by our resident schizophrenic (or maybe just really smart) owner. With magazines like Fortean Times, Retro Gamer, and Scream as their favorites, you know you’re in for a wild ride.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the supernatural or horror films along the way. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism.

De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP

comparison, computing, criticism, Customization, De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP, design, Development, Features, Frustration, FUNCTIONALITY, innovation, linux, MacOS, open source, operating system, Performance, software, Technology, usability, user experience, user interface

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Divine Spears Created:	25	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

CousinPayback Minecraft Server

70s, aita, Borrowed, Bury, cousin, CousinPayback, dad, family, home, Home-Base, life insurance, miles away, Minecraft, MONEY, overjoyed., pay back, phone call, secret, Server, Siblings, Truck, trucking

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Crops Grown:	8251
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you’re driving a truck on a road in Minecraft and suddenly you get a phone call from your cousin who “borrowed” money from your virtual dad. But don’t worry, this server is so wild that your virtual dad didn’t even expect to get the money back! And get this – there’s no life insurance in this virtual world, so you better start building up your virtual wealth before it’s too late.

Join our server and experience the thrill of virtual family drama, secret money borrowing, and unexpected generosity. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with your cousin in a different virtual state if things really go south. But hey, at least you’ll have a home base for all your virtual trucking adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and start living out outrageous stories that you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless your virtual dad finds out about your secret dealings, that is).

WeddingCraft2021

anxiety, Boundaries, bride, celebration, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Expectations, family, groom, guest list, in-laws, Marriage, resolution, stress, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Imagine a wedding where your in-laws insist on inviting 300 guests, even though you only know 80 people. But don’t worry, because on our server, you can invite as many or as few guests as you want to your virtual wedding!

Experience the thrill of standing up to your in-laws and declaring that it’s your wedding and you won’t go if they don’t compromise. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

Join now for a wedding planning adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. And remember, on our server, the bride always gets her ice cream with strawberries, no matter what.

KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

Age-Appropriate Content, children’s media, children’s movies, children’s programming, children’s television, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate content, inappropriate imagery, inappropriate language, inappropriate marketing, inappropriate material, inappropriate messages, inappropriate themes, kids content, kids entertainment, kids media, kids programming, kids shows, KidzGoneWild, Minecraft, parental control, parental guidance, smp

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Blocktopia: The Ultimate Escape

blocktopia, career, dreams, Escape, FAITH, family, Friends, fulfillment, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, love, mental health, motivation, positivity, purpose, reasons to live, resilience, self improvement, Support, Ultimate

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Dragon Eggs Found:	1626	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

To join our Minecraft server, of course! Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and adventures waiting for you. Need a reason to keep on living? Look no further than our server, where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of creepers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right – a dance-off with a dragon! So why waste your time pondering the meaning of life when you could be having the time of your life on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyRapist Minecraft Server

ADMISSION, assault, confession, Court, CraftyRapist, crime, criminal, Dominique Pelicot, French, Guilty, husband, Justice, legal proceedings, mass rape, Minecraft, perpetrator, rape, rapist, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, trial, Victim

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8035
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mines Excavated:	1406

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT WOULD ADMIT HE’S A RAPIST JUST TO BE A PART OF IT!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.

PagerPocalypse

CASUALTIES, Conflict, exploding pagers, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, Injuries, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant activity, militant organization, News, PagerPocalypse, political violence, radical group, security threat, seriously hurt, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	968	Emeralds Found:	1874
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: Dozens of Hezbollah members getting seriously hurt by exploding pagers. That’s right, you heard me! Join our server and witness the chaos unfold as pagers explode left and right, causing absolute mayhem. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move and skeletons drop sick beats. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockySocialDistress: QuarantineCraft

“Youth, adolescent mental health, adolescents, anxiety, BlockySocialDistress, coping mechanisms, Covid-19 pandemic, depression, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health impact, Mental health resources, mental illness, pandemic effects, pandemic stress, peer contact, QuarantineCraft, social anxiety, social support, stress

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5688	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	3

are you tired of being a sad potato with no friends? are you sick of staring at the same four walls because of the stupid covid? well do we have the solution for you! join our minecraft server and say goodbye to depression and social anxiety!

imagine this: you log on to our server and instantly you are surrounded by a group of friendly players who are just as weird as you are. you build crazy structures, go on epic adventures, and laugh until you cry.

we have special potions that will make you feel like you’re at a party with all your best friends, even though you’re just sitting at your computer in your underwear.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and say hello to a whole new world of fun and friendship!

MoDdEd MinEcRaFt SeRvEr: tHe BlOcKs StRiKe BaCk!

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Events, Exploration, Fun, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, new, Pack, Plugins, questions, regret, Server, strike, Survival, tags, wipes

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	432
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Votes:	5862
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Community Modded Minecraft Server
Discord Link	Join Community Discord
Server Pack Status	Should be completed today
Server Updates	No wipes, server will be continuously running

FAQ

What is the server about?

The server is a community modded Minecraft server where players can join together to play and have fun.

How do I join the server?

Join the community discord first using the provided link, then follow instructions to join the server.

Will there be any server wipes?

No, there will be no wipes on this server, so you can continue playing without worrying about losing progress.

Can I ask questions in the discord?

Yes, feel free to ask any questions you have in the discord server.

Toilet Time Minecraft Server

bathroom humor, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, emergency, evacuation, funny, Houthi rockets, humor, India, lmfao, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, new toilets, pajeets, Protection, rocket attacks, Safety, Server, Shelters, Time, TOILET, toilet humor, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling from the sky are diamonds and not Houthi rockets! Join us for a wild ride as we build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and laugh at the pajeets trying to use their toilets as shelters (seriously, who does that?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance party like no other and earn special llama-themed rewards.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the pajeets and their toilet shelters in the dust!