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Crafty GOP Griefers

Benefits, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, Democracy, Economy, election, gop, Government, Griefers, hate, INEQUALITY, injustice, Labor, policy, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, TAXES, Voting, wages, Working class, Working Man

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	379
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Animals Bred:	166
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even republicans can’t resist joining because of the insane fun we offer!

Join our server and witness working men building skyscrapers with their bare hands, while Republicans try to stop them but end up joining in on the fun instead.

Our server is so addictive that even the most stubborn politicians can’t resist the urge to mine for diamonds and battle creepers.

So come join us and see for yourself why even Republicans can’t resist the allure of our Minecraft server!

Girl Obsessed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, confession, crying, difficult situation, discomfort, Distance, emotional attachment, emotional manipulation, Empathy, friendship, future hopes, girl, Honesty, Minecraft, obsessed, rejection, Respect, Server, touchy, unrequited love, unwanted advances

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6760
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Insane Love Triangle Minecraft server! Are you ready for some drama, tears, and heartbreak? Join now for a chance to experience a virtual love story gone wrong!

Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.

But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?

Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!

Dragon Droppings

action, adaptation, Adventure, airships, Anime, binge-worthy, Dragon.., dragons, Drama, Drifting Dragons, Droppings, FANTASY, high quality, Manga, must watch, Mystery, Netflix, Recommendation, review, series, sky pirates, Steampunk

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ores Mined:	8741
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381	Farms Harvested:	857
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and EPIC battles against evil mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of MAGICAL unicorns that roam the lands, spreading rainbows and joy wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to befriend a unicorn and ride off into the sunset?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a CRAZY journey filled with laughter, friendship, and plenty of LOOT to go around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pixelated Dream Team: The Server of Fantasy Friends

attraction, CRUSHES, daydreaming about friends, daydreams, deep connections, Desires, dream, emotional connections, fantasies, fantasies about friends, FANTASY, forbidden love, Friends, longing, pixelated, relationships, romantic daydreams, romantic fantasies, secret crushes, secret desires, Server, TEAM, unattainable love, unrequited love, yearning

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Animals Bred:	135
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can meet friends you never knew you needed! Ever fantasized about hanging out with a creeper who tells the best jokes? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of going on adventures with a zombie who’s secretly a master chef? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic quests, hilarious shenanigans, and friendships that will last a lifetime (or at least until someone accidentally blows up your house). Our community is filled with quirky characters and memes that will have you laughing until you cry – just watch out for the ender dragon who thinks he’s a stand-up comedian!

So why wait? Come join our server and make friends you never knew you needed – because let’s face it, where else can you find a skeleton who doubles as a DJ? It’s time to level up your friendship game and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Girl Power Minecraft: Where women are 100% of the famous builders!

Builders, career opportunities, Diversity, education, FAMOUS, gender disparity, gender equality, girl, INEQUALITY, Mathematician, mathematicians, Minecraft, Minority, Population, power, representation, social norms, statistics, STEM, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, Women, Women empowerment, women in stem

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	129
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have zero famous mathematicians but 52% of the players are women! Why join? Well, because our server is like a math class gone wild – equations flying everywhere, mobs solving for x, and creepers trying to calculate the square root of boom!

But don’t worry, our female players are here to show those numbers who’s boss. They’ll build the most epic structures, mine the rarest ores, and slay dragons with their mathematical prowess. Who needs famous mathematicians when you have a squad of badass gamers who can calculate the trajectory of a TNT blast in their sleep?

So come join us on our server and be part of a gaming community where women rule and numbers drool. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret formula for infinite diamonds! (Hint: it involves a lot of mining and a little bit of luck)

Kanata’s Forgotten Realm Minecraft Server

digital content, digital influencer, Forgotten, Japanese culture, Kanata, Kanatas, lost popularity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online entertainment, online fame, online presence, past fame, Realm, Server, social media, virtual celebrity, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual singer, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, vtuber community

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Farms Harvested:	874
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can SLAY dragons, build castles in the sky, and ride unicorns into battle!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where HEROES are born and VILLAINS are defeated. Our community is filled with LEGENDS who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

Forget about boring old servers where nothing exciting happens. Here, you’ll embark on quests to find the fabled Diamond Unicorn and uncover the secrets of the Pixelated Pyramid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most EPIC Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5830	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Love Letters Sent:	16
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5473
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Emeralds Found:	9234

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?