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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6756 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 189 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 1582 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!
So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!