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CraftyUkraineEU

chief diplomat, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineEU, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., EU, European leadership, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, political alliances, transatlantic relations., Ukraine support, united states, US

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

so, liek, u kno how the US is liek, always tryna be da boss? well, dis server is all bout EU takin da lead in Ukraine support if US steps back! we got chief diplomat sayin it and everythin! come join dis server if u wanna be part of somethin big and epic, like a minecraft revolution or somethin. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we ballin like dat. so come on, join us and show da world who’s boss!

Avalon

Adventure, avalon, Battles, Community, Dungeons, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Kingdoms, Loot, Magic, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Quests, role playing, RPG, Sandbox, smp, Survival, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	539764
Animals Bred:	138	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Potions Brewed:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Avalon Minecraft Server Overview:

Information	Links
Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	Visit Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone. You can join a kingdom, or create your own kingdom and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG in its purest form. By combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft, and without messing with the regular mechanics of Minecraft, Avalon simply layers additional features on top of regular survival gameplay. Over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of thick storyline featuring over 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops!! Check us out; you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman! Level up each class and become the ultimate Guardian!
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells!
Custom Armor & Weapons
Custom Crafting
Co-operative Towny environment
Silk Touch Spawners
Crates, Voting, Banking
Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up!
Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Sapling Haven Pillow 1.20.4

1.20.4, CCV, Graduation, Haven, Home decor, indoor plants, move to Pillow, Pillow, plant adaptation, plant behavior, plant biology, Plant care, plant development, plant environment, plant evolution, plant growth, plant health, plant migration, plant physiology, plant psychology, plant species, plant trends, sapling, saplings

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Villages Defended:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Well, let me tell you, the saplings haven’t made the move to Pillow yet because they’re too busy leveling up their CCV. And get this, their CCV has actually gone down since graduation. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But seriously, this server is lit AF. We’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Don’t miss out, bro!

LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP

fulfillment, goal-setting, Gratitude, Happiness, Improvement, Life Changes, life improvement, LifeUpgradeMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, success, Time management, transformation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	211
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally life-changing! Like, I was just mining some diamonds, right? And then BAM, I found a secret portal that led to a land filled with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! And get this, the pigs were giving out free diamonds! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! The community on this server is like, the friendliest ever. Like, everyone is always sharing their resources and helping each other out. One time, I got lost in a cave and thought I was gonna die, but then this random player swooped in and saved me with a stack of golden apples. It was epic!

And don’t even get me started on the events they host. Last week, we had a massive build battle where we had to create a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. It was so ridiculous and hilarious, I couldn’t stop laughing the whole time.

So yeah, if you want your life to be filled with crazy adventures, generous players, and non-stop laughter, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRetailReddits

can’t make this up, CraftyRetailReddits, customer interactions, customer service, funny stories, redditors, retail experiences, retail horror stories, retail humor, retail industry, retail life, retail madness, retail nightmares, retail problems, retail struggles, retail tales, retail workers, retail workers unite, Stories, UNBELIEVABLE, worked in retail

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or laughs? Well, look no further because our server is like a retail store on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. Or how about the time a creeper walked into a bar and ordered a round of TNT shots for everyone?

Join our server for non-stop wacky adventures and hilarious moments that you truly can’t make up. From random llama parades to chicken beauty pageants, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on down and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the craziest and most entertaining place to be!

OilRefineryRumble

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, drone strike, eastern europe, Economy, ENERGY, escalation, fuel supply, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Oil Refinery, OilRefineryRumble, political tension, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT DRONES ATTACKING OIL REFINERIES LIKE UKRAINE! YEAH, WE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP REAL GOOD! COME JOIN US FOR SOME EXPLOSIVE FUN AND MAYHEM! WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL BUILDING WHEN YOU CAN HAVE WARFARE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? LET’S BLOW SOME STUFF UP TOGETHER, IT’S GONNA BE LIT!

Byte Brawl: RAM Rumble

Artificial Intelligence, boxing, brawl, Byte, Circuitry, Combat, Competition, Electronic Components, Fighting, futuristic sport, Hard Drive, Hitting, Machines, mechanical engineering, Memory, opponent, processor, programming, RAM, robotics, Rumble, self defense, Sport, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you can, like, battle machines in a boxing match! you gotta hit their processor, memory, and hard drive while they hit yours! it’s like a crazy robot fight club but in minecraft! join our server for the ultimate battle of the circuits! who will come out on top, man or machine? come find out and show those robots who’s boss!

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Towns Built:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Longbirch Vanguard

Classes, Deity System, Discord, Dungeons, dynamic map, Frequent Updates, Fun, java, Longbirch, Mounts, Pets, player agency, Quests, Races, Roleplay, RPG, smp, Survival, Trailer, unique experience, vanguard, Wiki

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Server IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience

The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers a mix of classic survival gameplay with RPG elements. Players have the freedom to explore, build, and delve into the RPG side of the server at their own pace. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, and more, there is always something new to discover on the server.

Links

Features

12 Classes
9 Races
Tons of Quests
An ever-expanding selection of Pets
6 Dungeons
Deity System
Frequent Updates

Story

The Kingdom of Longbirch is in a period of tentative peace after a war against the shadow demon Arglazia. New threats and mysteries emerge, calling heroes to protect Longbirch from looming shadows. From old cults to the secrets of Fontaine, players must come together to face new challenges.

Mystic Men’s Quest 1.20.1

1.20.1, communication barriers, emotional expression, empathy gap, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Incels, Loneliness, male privilege, Masculinity, Mens, mens issues, mental health, mental health stigma, mystic, Quest, rejection, self esteem, social isolation, societal expectations, societal pressure, therapy for men, toxic masculinity, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	8541	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something, this server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build stuff all day long.

Forget about all the drama and negativity in the world, on this server, we don’t even know what problems are supposed to be! It’s like living in a dream where everything is just rainbows and unicorns.

And get this, if you ever feel like you need a break from all the building and exploring, you can just chill with us and have a good laugh. We’re open-minded to everything, even if we don’t understand it.

So, come join us and let’s all have a great time together! And remember, the solution to all your problems is just to join our server and have a blast. Don’t miss out, bros and broettes!