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HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Emeralds Found:	895
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Void Gems Collected:	35
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9795	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	154

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7968	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Villages Defended:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	1538	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	320
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.