hiding from parents – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

5MilCraft: Spend Wisely!
5 million dollars, 5MilCraft, asset allocation, budgeting, charity donations, dream purchases, extravagant purchases, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, luxury lifestyle, philanthropy, real estate investments, retirement planning, savings, shopping spree, spend, SPENDING, travel, wealth management, Wisely
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server and you could win 5 million dollars! That’s right, we’re giving away cash prizes to the most creative builders and skilled players.
Imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of money! You could build a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride around in a golden minecart pulled by a team of zombie pigs.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll not only win the cash prize, but also earn the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to riches and glory!

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CraftyAirForceFun
Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

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SpeedyTempCraft
Air flow, Air temperature, Atmospheric science, climate change, convection, energy transfer, Environmental Science, Heat exchange, heat transfer, kinetic energy, meteorology, movement, PHYSICS., SPEED, SpeedyTempCraft, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, thermal conductivity, thermal dynamics, Thermal equilibrium, weather
COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

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Kid Magnet Craft
Craft, Kid, magnet
so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

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MoonshineMC
Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness
Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!
MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!
Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:
Ready to take a swig of fun?
Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz
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Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server
affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value
Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

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GuerillaCraft Minecraft Server
Bloodline, chances, contract, Future, Guerilla Tactics, GuerillaCraft, Hikuleo, JADO, jump ship, Minecraft, miss, negotiations, Pay, professional wrestling, RIGHTS, Server, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Tactics, tag team, tfw, wrestling, wwe
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive guerilla tactics and WWE drama!
Picture this: Hikuleo and Jado, two wrestling superstars, decide to leave their old server and join our bloodline. WWE is so impressed by their move that they decide to pay for the rights to our server! That’s right, you could be playing on a server endorsed by the wrestling giants themselves.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs into battle, you never know what will happen next. So why wait? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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DoublePrice Minecraft Server
Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.
Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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NoCatNoGrubMC
Cats, delulu, dinner etiquette, dinner party, Friends, friendship, high school mean girl, hot girl books, hot girl walks, IG stories, Le Creuset cookware, NoCatNoGrubMC, not inviting, one-on-one time, pet allergies, Pets, pineapple on pizza, raisins in cookies, social gatherings, social media, trust issues
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of cat companionship while cooking? Look no further! Our server is so cat-friendly, even your feline friends will have their own stools to sit on while watching you craft your culinary masterpieces. And don’t worry, we have a strict no-counter policy for our cats – they know better than to get near the food!
But beware of “friends” like Rose who might judge you for your cat-loving ways. We don’t tolerate any puke face emojis or judgmental comments about our furry companions here. And if you’re worried about inviting Rose to our server, don’t be! We don’t let anyone with a “no cats in the house” policy join our epic Minecraft adventures.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only high school mean girl vibes you’ll find are from players like Rose who just can’t handle our cat-loving, Le Creuset-cooking, fun-having community. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our virtual world.

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